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bitches be like “i like reading” and then ignore their tbr for months while they re read comfort fanfiction. it’s me i’m bitches.

somebody: haha ur gay

you: no u [insert smirk emoji]

“I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.”

—

did it hurt? when u realized fictional men written by women don't exist

Me??? Obsessed??? With Fictional Men??? Yes.

Percy: my therapist started crying mid-session.

Nico: I think that means you win.

oh yeah well you haven’t read the big three—

I’ve read the big three. I have read the big three.

you guys don’t understand how much these fictional stories and fictional characters fill me up with joy and make this insane stuff we’re going through bearable

When you start reading “The Cruel Prince” and the prince is in fact cruel

Micah out here monologuing like a Disney villian about how he set up and murdered Danika:

Also Micah:

Bryce:

Hunt and everyone watching:

Hunt Athalar: Sweetheart...

Me:

Amren: she is your mate, not your spy! Go get her!

Rhysand: she is my mate AND my spy...

Amren:

Rhysand: and the High Lady of the Night Court

Everyone:

Me to the author when they describe the love interest as ‘dark haired, light eyed and with a sharp jawline’

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | One World, One People

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | One World, One People

Bucky Barnes + the black jacket The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | Power Broker

Let’s do it, let’s stare!

See you inside. Or not. 

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER (2021) | “Join”

Hufflepuff: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, everyone just kinda giggles at me and says “Aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

Oh yeah, and Monica, Darcy, and Jimmy’s conversation about Wanda and Carol kicking Thanos’ butt is totally every Marvel fan who’s watched Endgame.

You know what? I'm so happy that Bucky is being either:

Annoyed by stupid shit

Dramatic bitch

A child

Screaching idiot

Because me and my trauma connect to this on a level mortals can't even fathom

For some reason, I randomly remembered that time last year when people were putting acrylic nails on the Avengers and I lost my shit. 

I mean…

It’s perfect

It never fails to make me laugh

So simple yet so good

Masterpieces

All of them are perfection

I can’t stop stop laughing

The editing is superb 

The poses are perfect

We can’t forget the person who started it all, and they deserve the best for the wonderful gifts they gave us.

Thank you Nicole. Thank you so much.

Me going into endgame knowing full well that all my faves are dying:

Me coming out of endgame when all my faves are dead:

Steve: Avengers…

The whole theatre:

Steve:

The whole theatre:

Steve:

The whole theatre:

Steve: …assemble

The whole theatre:

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant