Here have a drawing I did of Leo I will do a digital version later
Lloyd was running through the halls as a pitch blackness followed trying to catch him, Lloyd knew if it caught him it would be the end. how he was back was beyond the green-cladded blonde. Lloyd thought he had destroyed him in the final battle, Lloyd had thought he was gone when he saved his father but here he was chasing him through his father's monastery no one else was in sight not even his father's students. "You can't run forever Lloyd~" The overlord taunted the destined teen as he began to catch up with the Golden ninja.Why was this happening? Why was he back? where is everyone else? Why was Lloyd alone? He doesn't want to be alone, not anymore. Just then the overlord pounced out of the shadows aiming to strike the blonde teen in the heart.And then suddenly Lloyd shot up out of bed breathing heavily and looking around. "It was a nightmare," Lloyd spoke quietly rubbing a hand up and down his face realizing what was happening, Lloyd took a deep breath in. Lloyd could hear footsteps approaching as he calmed himself down, then the person walking in the hall rounded the corner looking into Lloyd's bedroom, It was Garmadon. "Everything good Lloyd?" Garmadon asked calmly Lloyd could hear the sleep in his father's voice, he must have woken him up, most likely have unknowingly screamed while in the nightmare."Oh yeah I'm good" Lloyd responded not wanting to keep up or bother his father any longer than he already had. "Then why are you up at two in the morning?" Garmadon asked looking from his son's alarm clock over to his son. Lloyd took a quick glance at his alarm clock to see it was two in the morning. "Nightmare..." Lloyd mumbled with a sigh as he rubbed his palms over his eyes. "Same one?" Garmadon asked softly walking over to sit down beside his son on the bed. "Of me alone running away from the overlord through the monastery, yeah," Lloyd responded exhaustedly, this was the third nightmare this week alone and it was only Wednesday, he'd been having these nightmares for a little over two weeks now. "I just don't know what to do to make them stop," Lloyd mumbled quietly as he leaned against his father's side. "You're safe Lloyd, he can't touch you, he can't get to you. you defeated him." Garmadon reassured his son as he began to run his fingers through Lloyd's bed-headed hair. "I know. it's just...It feels like he's actually there, actually chasing me down, As I could actually feel his presence." Lloyd responded quietly, shaking his head a little bit. "Not that he will, but if the Overlord ever comes back I will not let him touch you, I won't let him hurt you, I promise." Garmadon spoke softly trying to reassure his son. "Thank you." Lloyd mumbled quietly.A few hours later Misako woke up to a quiet alarm, she turned the alarm off as she sat up and stretched before grabbing her glasses. It took Misako a moment to realize her husband wasn't in bed, this wasn't really an unusual occurrence after all Garmadon has always been an early riser. After a a couple of minutes, Misako made her way into the kitchen still in her nighttime clothes and her long hair in a loose down ponytail, expecting to find her husband drinking tea only to find the kitchen completely empty not even a single candle lit. Quietly Misako started to look through the monastery looking to find her husband only to get more confused when she couldn't find him anywhere. Eventually, Misako only had one room left to look at, so she quietly made her way to her son's room being careful to open the sliding door quietly to not wake up her son. The sight she found warmed her heart causing a soft smile to grace her face as she looked on at the scene of her son and husband laying curled up sound asleep together. After a minute she silently snapped a picture and quietly shut the sliding door again deciding to let the two sleep in seeing that none of them really had anything important to do today, Ninjago's been relatively silent since the final battle and the students won't be back for another week and her boys deserve to sleep in once in a while.
*Lloyd texting Sensei Garmadon*
Lloyd: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Garmadon: Isn't you're mom there?
Lloyd: Yes but I like you more.
Young Misako : You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Young Garmadon: Eat a nickel.
Young Misako : A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.
Young Wu: Eat a nickel.
Young Misako : Ok.
Lloyd: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Sensei Garmadon: It's Misako 's turn.
Misako : Don't die.
Sensei Garmadon, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Lloyd: what do you see in this woman???
Young Garmadon: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Young Misako: What's wrong with you??
Young Garmadon: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Young Wu: No, they mean other than that.
Young Garmadon: Ohhhhhh.
Young Garmadon: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Lloyd: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Sensei Garmadon: What's wrong with you??
Lloyd: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Misako: No, they mean other than that.
Lloyd: Ohhhhhh.
Lloyd: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Lil Lloyd, texting Lord Garmadon: Dad! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Lord Garmadon: Where are you?
Lil Lloyd: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Lord Garmadon: I'll call Wu.
Wu, answering their cell: hello brother?
Lord Garmadon: Where's Lloyd? He texted me that he's were being kidnapped.
Wu: Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Wu:
Wu: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Wu: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Lil Lloyd: WHO ARE YOU!?
Lloyd: I have a bad feeling about this...
Emperor Garmadon: What do you mean?
Lloyd: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Emperor Garmadon: No?
Wu: That actually explains so much.
Wu to lil Lloyd: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.
Lord Garmadon, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Wu: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Wu: We need a distraction.
Lord Garmadon, turning to the Ninja: one of you go to be good at jumping up and down and making weird noises right?
Lil Lloyd, whispering: My time has come.
Wu: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Lil Lloyd: What the fuck???
Lord Garmadon: They’re having an idea.
Emperor Garmadon: So... This is my full potential?
Harumi: Yes.
Emperor Garmadon: So, then it's...
Emperor Garmadon: All downhill from here.
Harumi: Like Lloyd.
Emperor Garmadon: I do not know what this Lloyd is. But it sounds disappointing.
Misako, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Sensei Garmadon: Hey, someone's excited.
Lloyd, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
Lil Lloyd: *cooking*
Lord Garmadon: *kicks down door*
Lord Garmadon: *grabs knife from Lloyd's hand*
Lord Garmadon: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Lil Lloyd:
Lil Lloyd: What???
Wu: he doesn't trust you with sharp objects because he's scared going to turn evil like him.
Lloyd, to Sensei Garmadon: You know, Mom can be really passive aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Lloyd: *blows airhorn at Misako* GET FUCKED!
Young Garmadon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Young Wu, used to Garmadon being dumb: Sure...
Young Garmadon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Young Wu: Okay?
Young Garmadon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Young Wu:
Young Garmadon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Young Wu: Jesus, that one is a little-
Young Misako, interested: No, no, Garmadon, keep going.
Misako: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Garmadon: Sure.
Misako: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
Garmadon: ...down?
Misako: N-
Lloyd: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Misako:
Misako: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... In the name of the first spinjitzu Master...
Wu: So, what's it like living with Lloyd?
Sensei Garmadon: he once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Wu: ...
Sensei Garmadon: I love my son so much.
Lloyd: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Wu does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Sensei Garmadon: If Wu were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Wu jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Lloyd: You jump off a cliff.
Sensei Garmadon: Gladly, provided Wu did first.
Garmadon: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Lloyd: Why did you say that so vaguely? Mom and I are literally the only people you called in here.
Lloyd, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Garmadon: Moose Tracks is good!
Misako: What the fuck is that!?
Garmadon: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Misako: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Lloyd and Garmadon: what?
Misako: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Lloyd: You done now?
Misako: Yeah ok.
Lloyd and Garmadon: ...
Misako: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
Garmadon: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Lloyd: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Misako, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Garmadon: You're a bad influence.
Lloyd: And you don't know your sayings.
Lloyd: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Misoko: Wasn’t you're dad with you?
Sensei Garmadon: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Wu: Say no to drugs.
Emporer Garmadon: Say yes to drugs.
Lloyd: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Emperor Garmadon: All I did was kill Lloyd, is that really such a crime?
Misako:
Misako: Yes?!
Misako: HELP! I TOLD LLOYD I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Wu, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Sensei Garmadon: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Lloyd: Bleach.
Wu: Sewage.
Sensei Garmadon: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
Lloyd: What are you doing here?
Emperor Garmadon: I could ask you the same question.
Lloyd: I live here. This is my house.
Emperor Garmadon: I should probably ask you a different question.
Lord Garmadon: I’m going to hell.
Lloyd: Probably.
Lord Garmadon: I'll pick you up?
Lloyd: *nodding* Carpool.
Computer: Please enter a password.
Sensei Garmadon: *types in Lloyd*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Sensei Garmadon: How fucking DARE YOU-
Emperor Garmadon: Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger!
Lloyd: Why?!
Emperor Garmadon: Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.
Lil Lloyd: Help! I’m drowning!
Lord Garmadon: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Lil Lloyd: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Lil Lloyd: But that’s censorship.
Lord Garmadon: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.
Sensei Garmadon: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Lloyd: Which one? I can't do both.
Emporer Garmadon: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Lloyd: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Lil Lloyd: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Lord Garmadon: You sleep with a teddybear.
Lil Lloyd: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
Lord Garmadon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Lil Lloyd: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Lord Garmadon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Lloyd in season 4: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Sensei Garmadon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
Lil Lloyd: Hand me the people opener.
Lord Garmadon: ...
Lord Garmadon: Pardon?
Lil Lloyd, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!
Lord Garmadon, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Lil Lloyd: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Lord Garmadon: Knife. It's called a knife.
*Lord Garmadon raised Lloyd Au*
Lil Lloyd: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Lord Garmadon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Lloyd: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Lord Garmadon: What did you do?!
Lloyd: NOBODY DIED!
Lord Garmadon: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Lloyd: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Garmadon: Oh no.
Lloyd: More like "oh yes!"
Lloyd: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?
Sensei Garmadon: Do you make any other kind?
Season 3 Garmadon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Season 11 Lloyd: Killed without hesitation.
Emperor Garmadon: If we lose, you'll go back to not being my son.
Lloyd: I was your son again?
Movie Garmadon: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?
Movie Lloyd: Yes?
Movie Garmadon: We’re in too deep.
Sensei Garmadon: How has life been treating you lately?
Movie Lloyd: Horribly.
Movie Garmadon: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Show Lloyd: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Movie Garmadon: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Movie and show Lloyd: ...
*movieverse At the police station*
Movie Lloyd: Hi, I’m here for Lord Garmadon.
Police officer: Who’s Garmadon?
movie Lloyd: Ah, you must be new.
Sensei Garmadon: How are you today?
Oni Lloyd: Please don’t make me think about my life.
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
#leo
#tmnt
I did the digital one just like I promised
“Your hand in mine and…”
Fanart for @dynamicsimp >:P
Nya: Alright, who’s hogging the Netflix account? I’ve been locked out all week!
Lloyd: Sucks to suck! I’m already on the 8th season of Friends!
Kai: Not me.
Nya: Don’t lie. I know it’s not Jay or Zane.
Kai: It’s not me, really!
Nya: …
Kai: …But it might be Ronin…
Nya: You gave Ronin access to our Netflix account!?!?
Kai: he wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!
Nya: I’m going to kill you.
*The team at Home Depot*
Nya: *pushed in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*
Jay: *Shitting in the display toilets*
Kai: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*
Lloyd: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*
Zane: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*
Cole: *In the car sleeping*
*The team is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*
Cole: Get two more chairs!
Nya: They can get their own chairs.
Jay: Make them fight for it.
Zane: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Lloyd: I would never be near children.
Kai: Kill two.
Zane: A mouse!
Kai, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.
Nya, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Lloyd, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Cole, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Jay: His name is Remi, dummy.
Zane: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.
Lloyd: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Jay: No.
Kai: I did not.
Cole: I may have actually forgotten one.
Nya: Also no.
Lloyd: Oh good, neither did I.
Zane: *Exhausted sigh*
Zane: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Kai: Cohesion?
Lloyd: Teamwork?
Nya: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Cole: And Jay is not here.
Kai: Oh, and that, yeah.
Zane: Stressed.
Cole: Depressed.
Lloyd: Possessed.
Nya: Obsessed.
Jay: Impressed.
Kai: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Kai: I just wanted to join in.
Zane: You know, when Nya comes over, Jay can get a little…
Cole: Psycho?
Kai: Scary?
Lloyd: Drunk?
Zane: All three.
Jay: The floor is lava!
Cole: *helps Zane onto the counter*
Nya: *kicks Kai off the sofa*
Kai: *lays on the floor*
Jay: ...Are you okay?
Kai: No.
Jay: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Nya: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Lloyd: Waking up in the morning.
Cole: Waking up.
Kai: Waking up in the morning...
Kai: And seeing Zane.
Zane: Hey! Rude!!
Squad reactions to being called straight:
Kai: The fuck, no I'm not.
Nya: Excuse the hell out of you?
Zane: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Lloyd: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Jay: Rude.
Cole: *punches the person*
Jay: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Zane: I accidentally fell down.
Cole: KAI PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!
Nya: Zane bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Lloyd: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Nya.
*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Nya: I will not let you down.
Zane: Sounds fun.
Cole: K.
Kai: No, I'm fucking not.
Jay: Do I have to be?
Lloyd: Please god, I am so tired.
*the team at mega monster amusement park, in the teacups*
Jay, Cole, and Zane: *spinning a little and talking*
Nya, Lloyd, and Kai: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Cole: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Kai: Theft.
Nya: Disturbing the peace.
Jay: Aggravated assault.
Zane: Arson.
Lloyd: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Nya: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Zane: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Cole: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Lloyd: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Kai: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Jay: Mental stability, my old friend!
Nya: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
Cole to Jay, who’s about to get married to Nya: Today, two families are becoming one.
Zane, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Kai: That sounds so threatening…
Nya: The Wedding Games…
Lloyd: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Jay: Beautiful.
Cole: Fuck all of you!
Lloyd: *dies*
Cole: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Zane: Bullshit. One month.
Nya: Nah, half a month.
Jay, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LLOYD JUST DIED!
Kai, scratching chin in thought: One week.
Nya: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.
Kid Lloyd: You hang out with Kai, Cole, Zane, and Jay.
Kid Lloyd: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.
Zane: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Jay: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Cole: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Kai: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Nya: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!
Lloyd: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Nya: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lloyd: ...I did. I broke it.
Nya: No. No you didn't. Kai?
Kai: Don't look at me. Look at Zane.
Zane: What?! I didn't break it.
Kai: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Zane: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Kai: Suspicious.
Zane: No, it's not!
Cole: If it matters, probably not, but Jay was the last one to use it.
Jay: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Cole: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jay: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cole!
Lloyd: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Nya.
Nya: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Cole: Nya... Kai's been awfully quiet.
Kai: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Nya, talking to Sensei Wu and Sensei Garmadon: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Nya: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Nya:
Nya: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
*the team in the bad timeline*
Cole: So what have you been up to recently?
Nya: Leading a revolution with Zane.
Cole: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Nya: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Cole: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Jay?
Nya: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Lloyd?
Cole: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Kai?
Nya: Cult leader.
Cole: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Zane: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.
Lloyd: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.
Zane: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.
Lloyd: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.
Nya: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Zane: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?
Jay: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.
Zane: You will die in 7 days.
Kai: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.
Kai: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?
Jay: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.
Cole: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.
Jay: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Jay: Violently practices.
Zane: Violently studies.
Nya: Violently sleeps.
Kai: Violently shoots pictures.
Cole: Violently boxes.
Lloyd: Violently murders people.
Nya: Violently worries about the previous statement.
So Rise TMNT Duo names I've heard:
🟪Don & Leo🟦
Disaster twins
Midnight Duo
🟦Leo & Raph🟥
Magnetic Duo
Leader Duo
Switch Duo
Blue Raspberry
A-Team
🟧Mikey & Donnie🟪
PB&J Duo
Smarts and Crafts
B-Team
Sun & Science
🟦Leo & Mikey🟧
Baja Blast
Portal duo
Sun and eclipse
Sunrise Duo
Tidepods
Unicorn Bros
Dr Duo
🟥Raph & Mikey🟧
Sunset Duo
🟪Don & Raph🟥
Brains and Brawn
Jampackets Duo
🟨April & Don🟪
Bannana Pancakes
DNA Duo
🟦Leo & April🟨
The gay agenda
Ikea Duo
🟧Mikey & April🟨
Orange Lemonade
Citrus Duo
🟥Raph & April🟨
Eldest Siblings
Pink Lemonade
🟥Raph & Cassandra🏒
Shred Red
Cherry Duo
🟦Leo Future Boy🔑
Father and Son
Sensei and Student
Edit: This is constantly updated with every Duo name that gets commented that I don't have in here.
So like, that Garmadad is Back Baby AU reunion-
If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.
If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.
Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.
Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket
Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer
Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help
Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.
Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.