Today Is Not My Birthday

Reblog this if you love moemorphism!

(moemorphism: turning fauna, flora, and/or miscellaneous real or fictional inanimate objects into a moe.)

hydration be like:

Every time this post gets a note, I will drink water

I made a typo a few posts back where I wrote "reblong" instead of "reblog". this, however, is the true reblong.

*gently grabs Shom* *belly scritches* *gently places Shom down*

Shiny Snom, are you okay with being flipped upside-down? You just look like you'd enjoy belly scritches.

cc.)___\ I think that would be better done by picking me up! I'd be like a turtle if i got flipped onto my back.

*hugs*

if you asked me for a list of reasons I'd block someone on Tumblr for, never would you see "using transgender identity as an argumentative defense" on any version of it.

:3

ARE YALL PROUD I FUCKING REMEMBERED MY MEDS

I was at my local dog-friendly cafe about half a week ago, having my lunch. After finishing my lunch, I went to take my medicine, and I noticed a staff member's dog looking at my tablets longingly. I think he wanted one of my "treats" and became sad when I didn't share.

*purrs on you*

@aymanetto, @cinnamonsnack, @deadskincellsonyourpillow & @deadskincelisonyourpillow-backup, @eldritch-trans-horror, @failure-man69, @freaky-void, @frostfae-thesoulcrow, @khaos4ever, @mast3rsw0rd, @omnigodguy, @shadowblaster2004, @speeddemon1-2-3, @stilllivinginthesewers, @thedamsolangelofan.

(special guest @aetea-the-sappho)

*purrs on you all *

by @purr-in-ink

I was washing my hands at a local restaurant today when I noticed that they had two different soap bottles. I decided to use the fuller one (though they were both nearly empty). After doing this, I got curious and took a closer look. turns out the soap I used was actually hand moisturiser.