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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

Bouncy

what artists dont tell you is that every compliment is actually 100 compliments because they'll go back to re-read it 100 times and it'll make them feel fuzzy all over again every single time

feeling very frustrated about the ways people are talking about hurricane Milton. lots of needless, borderline fear mongering language with very little actual helpful information.

information about Milton that might ACTUALLY be helpful:

Hurricane Milton is shaping up to be the third strongest hurricane ever recorded.

Make sure you have an evacuation plan if the order is given or if you've already been told to leave.

WUSF

County-by-county evacuations for Hurricane Milton

Hurricane Milton is triggering evacuations in counties along Florida's west coast. Here is a list of orders and shelter information.

there is also a code for free Ubers to evacuate effected counties, as well as shuttles from evacuating counties to nearby storm shelters

Sarasota Herald-Tribune

Use this code for free Uber rides to shelters in evacuating Florida counties

If you are in one of the Florida counties under a state of emergency due to Hurricane Milton, use this code to get a free Uber ride to a she

ABC Action News Tampa Bay (WFTS)

Hurricane evacuation shuttle will be available Tuesday for residents in evacuation zones

Residents needing transportation to a shelter can use a shuttle service, according to the Florida Division of Emergency Management

Prepare/secure your home

WESH

Where to find sandbags in Central Florida ahead of Milton

Find sandbag locations to prepare for the heavy rain.

Sarasota Magazine

Ahead of Milton, Sarasota and Manatee Counties Open More Sandbag Locations

Hurricane Milton is expected to make landfall on Wednesday. Here's where to get sandbags if you need them.

Find your nearest shelter and be prepared to leave

If you want to stay in the loop about the hurricane, WESH 2 News has ongoing coverage ad-free on YouTube.

YouTube

Tracking Milton: Live coverage as hurricane heads for Florida

As Hurricane Milton churns in the Gulf of Mexico and threatens Florida's coast, the National Hurricane Center says it is closely monitoring

General resources/information:

fema.gov

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Please for the love of God stop preying on people's fears and causing panic. Know what resources are available to you and how to access them. If you approach this hurricane carefully YOU WILL BE OKAY!!!!! YOUR LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RUINED!!!

Please link other resources you find or think other people might find useful!

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all these polls.. deciding the #1 sexyman.. the #1 Tumblr woman... the bug who wins the race... but have you ever wondered... what's the #1 Tumblr ship?

in this 6 week competition, we're going to pit the best against the best, starting with week 1! place your bets and don't delay!

each voting time will span a week each, starting on Sunday, February 5th!

winners will be drawn by me, having a dinner date at olive garden.

(please reblog this, spread the word about this competition! i want everyone to have a fun time!)

All participating ships below the cut:

Achilles x Patroclus vs. Nico Di Angelo x Will Solace

Tara x Darcy vs. Adrien x Marinette

Fred x Daphne vs. My Little Pony Polycule

Snufkin x Moomintroll vs. Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter

Vi x Caitlyn vs. Uhura x Chapel

Goncharov x Andrey vs. Venom x Eddie Brock

Deku x Uraraka vs. Klavier Gavin x Apollo Justice

Nick Nelson x Charlie Spring vs. Langa x Reki.

Firestar x Sandstorm vs. Reigen Arataka x Serizawa Katsuya

Princess Bubblegum x Marceline vs. Bowser x Luigi.

Spock x Kirk vs. Merlin x Arthur

Prince Sideon x Link vs. Aziraphel x Crowley

Todoroki x Deku vs. Steve x Bucky.

Tony the Tiger x The Grinch vs. Eda x Raine.

Edward Teach x Stede Bonnet vs. Ruby x Sapphire

Karkat x Dave vs. Catra x Adora.

Luz x Amity vs. Percy x Annabeth.

Miles Edgeworth x Phoenix Wright vs. Poison Ivy x Harley Quinn.

Rouis x Legoshi vs. Miles Morales x Gwen Stacy

Katya x Sophia vs. Viktor x Jayce.

Rey x Kylo Ren vs. The Onceler x The Onceler.

Susie x Noelle vs. Franziska Von Karma x Maya Fey.

Undyne x Alphys vs. Tao x Elle.

Dean x Castiel vs. Hunter x Willow

Alex Fierro x Magnus Chase vs. Sans Undertale x Y/n.

Velma x Daphne vs. Ritsu x Shou.

Cecil x Carlos vs. Zagreus x Thanatos

Bakugo x Kirishima vs. Ava Silva x Sister Beatrice

Korra x Asami vs. Deku x Bakugo.

Viktor Nikiforov x Yuuri Katsuki vs. Mob x Teru.

Mabel Pines x Pacifica Northwest vs. Fred x Shaggy.

Sherlock Holmes x John Watson vs. Sans Undertale x Reigen Arataka

LOOK!!! LOOK HOW COOL THIS IS!!!

another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!

I say this with love and on the verge of a nervous breakdown from watching beginner cooks who don't know better yet: ALWAYS turn your pot and pan handles in so they aren't hanging over the edge of the stove

even if you don't have children or pets who might hit or grab the handles, it just takes one moment of it catching on your shirt or your hip bumping it in passing to send a bunch of hot food and oil right at you

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.