I Think This Guy Is So Amusingly Interesting

This needs way more appreciation than it's getting.

when streamer gets silly

and then they adopted each other and lived happily ever after, the end (HA)

so yeah, go watch Nimona, it's great

Bouncy

Me too

I'm Nimona

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP HOLY SHIT WOW OKAY, THANKS TUMBLR, LOVE Y'ALL TOO

i am going to throw myself out of a window

The speculative answers to this are enough to fuel a whole series of little oneshots on AO3. Just gonna put that out there... 😶‍🌫️🔭👀

The Freestyle Jazz bit is even funnier when you think about what possibly lead to Ambrosius possessing this little fun fact about his boyfriend, like??? There's only so many ways for your lover's absolute hatred of a music genre to come up.

Crash

I love this

Okay, the only word that I feel like gets close enough to what I'm looking for (by dictionary definition) is dionysiac, which according to my good friend *Oxford Learner's means "relating to the physical senses and the emotions, especially when they are expressed without control" but idk guys, while I'm known to be dramatic at times, saying "ugh, I'm so dionysiac rn" seems awfully pretentious

*For some reason that definition only comes up in the Learner's edition, not the regular Oxford dictionary (OED) which is weird. ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯

Alright so sensual attraction is a thing. We all can acknowledge that, look it up on Google, confirm it. Great. Why is horny the only word close enough to describe randomly remembering I'm sensually attracted to my girlfriend? I hate that. "Horny" is wrong, that's not what I'm feeling but also I can't describe it in one word any better. Yeah, I've been thinking about my gf lightly bestowing kisses upon my skin and giving me the good shivers, but not in a "I need her to fuck me rn" kinda way, in a "wow I love feeling physical manifestations of love from my partner, it makes me happy and wow oh wow I love my gf so much" kinda way. I'm asexy horny. Gods I hate the word horny. Someone please give me an alternative word, my soul is screaming