thinkin about being cliffs’ trip sitter when he tries acid.
him literally tripping balls next to you while holding your hand and just talking about aliens n shit. Him getting up and deciding to rearrange his entire apartment at midnight. or just cuddling next to you while watching some cartoons
PLS
this made me think of this:
modern cliff would take snapchat pics of stuff and just caption it “LMAO” because he’s absolutely tripping balls and thinks anything is hilarious. also, if you have a cat (because i’ve heard from a multitude of sources that cats know when you’re tripping and will fuck with you on purpose), this would also be something he’d say/caption a pic of the cat:
like he’d say to you, “the cat’s fucking TALKING TO ME WHATS GOING ON” and you’d literally have to take the cat to another room so cliff will calm down 😭😭
At least two major artists (Lady Gaga and Chappell Roan) making a point to vocally support trans people the Grammys is a big deal in this political climate.
you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
shoutout to my husband that i just took this adorable pic of 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES
uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years
Hutchinson’s Cybertech Synth guitar
"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"