Spit It Out

Pattie Boyd in “A Day in the Life” by The Beatles (1967)

The Beatles: “Baby you can drive my car! Yes I-”

Roger: “what the fuck?”

John: Yo I made you a record for our friendship, mate.

Paul: Oh cool thanks I’ll listen to it!

*On the record*

John *singing*: I want to suck your dick homie

Paul: What the fuck?

annie’s been aworkin on a midnight shift

bob dylan: I’m really not looking to make any close friends I just wanna-

george harrison:

Date a boy with curly dark hair

Date a boy with a deep voice who sings and plays a fender stratocaster

Date a boy who wears horn rimmed glasses

Date a boy from Lubbock, Texas

Date Buddy Holly

so the other day i watched back to the future with my brother for the first time in years and has it ever been discussed that marty mcfly looks like a lesbian

3% body

97% legs

Nobody:

Me: the beatles. queen. legends.