Sgtmcpollo - Sgtmcpollo

I’ll stop spamming y’all now

John: O KAY B O I S???

*silence*

Paul: ᵒᵏᵃʸ ᴶᵒʰⁿⁿʸ

Paul, lying awake in bed: Hey, are you asleep yet?

John: Yes.

Paul: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then.

[two hours later]

Paul: …

Paul: Wait a fucking second-

John: *takes off his shirt*

Paul: I made the right choice joining this band

Leaked footage of the Joker movie

freddie: oh my goodness, i love those maracas!

roger: oh thank you! it took me so many hours to steal!

freddie: scandalous! i love it!

freddie, turning to brian: those are the ugliest fucking things i have ever seen or heard.

“What’s your favourite Beatles song?”

Broke: Hey Jude

Woke: The Humpty Dumpty rap

Them: wyd?

Me: just chilling

Them: *incoming videocall*

Me:

Auron: Dioses, he caído en un agujero. Sacadme, por favor.

Dios Karmaliense: lo saca del agujero de 1x1

. . .

Auron: Dioses, me he caído un en agujero. Sacadme, por favor.

Dios Minecalv: Te pasa por gilipollas.

JENNIE's Christmas message to BLINK:

Merry Christmas ♡ Happy New Year BLINKs'