I Cant Stop Laughing It Looks Like The Hand Of A 1930′s Chimney Sweeper Baby Begging For More Bread

Them: wyd?

Me: just chilling

Them: *incoming videocall*

Me:

paul: *breaks down door* SIX MONTHS

george: what’s he on about?

john: i’m sure it’s nothing-

paul: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!

Stages of being a Beatles fan

1.) wait is this John or Paul singing?

2.) you get sorted into one of the four houses

3.) wow all of them were assholes

4.) wow all of them weren’t assholes

5.) wow all of them were unique people with complicated personalities and feelings that did things no one would be proud of but also did things that most people can agree were honourable and kind and by the end of their lives they changed into pretty great humans and music would definitely never be the same without them.

6.) Ringo is the best Beatle

It’s pumpkin dance man! October is a good month.

Feel free to check out my shop!

Edit: pumpkin dance sticker sheets are up in my shop!

John: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Paul: I get up at 5 am.

John, spinning on his heel and walking away quickly: NEVER MIND.

@vanilla-scented-bitch DID I DO IT RIGHT????

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Person: Ugh, an artist I like hasn’t put out their next album. It’s so frustrating!

Me, a Beatles and Queen fan: Must be horrible.