This Is The Face Of The Only Man I Trust

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN LENNON!

"I am a guy, yeah. That is true. But how do you know unless you see somebody? I am just some guy who did... Whatever. Always see me as me. I was always me, all the way through it... I love motels 'cause there is no reception area. I like hotels too. But I like motels as well. Just invisible places where you check in with a credit card, in the middle of the night, anywhere. Some guys in taxis now, old guys, they recognize the voice is English, but they don't recognize me. They don't know who the hell I am. They say, "Oh, you're English! I was over there in the war..." And they go on and on... And tell me amazing life stories.... They ask, "what do you do?" and I say, "I'm a musician," and they say, "Are you doing alright?" "Yeah, I am..."

screaming

Me, before my History of Rock class: Okay so we’re just gonna learn about the cool history of rock and you aren’t gonna fall in love with any more rockstars

Me, 10 seconds after seeing Buddy Holly: fuck

FEELING THAT I LOVE BUDDY HOLLY MOOD IN THE AIR TODAY 🤧🤧🤧🤧

my therapist: the beatles naruto running isn’t real. it can’t hurt you.

the beatles naruto running:

john’s instagram : posts about “imagine the ultimate edition” for the billionth time

literally every single person that follows this account :

Hey ppl who storm area 51

If you find:

Jeff Goldblum

Loki, Tony, Nat and “real Steve”

Goose the cat

Freddie Mercury

Please contact me I’ll come and pick them up immediately

interviewers: 

fans: 

the rest of the beatles: 

george harrison, leaning in so his lips touch the mic: i’m going to marry my bandmates

Person: Ugh, an artist I like hasn’t put out their next album. It’s so frustrating!

Me, a Beatles and Queen fan: Must be horrible.