Me When Maxwell’s Silver Hammer Comes On Shuffle

Billie Eilish - 62nd Annual GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center in Los Angeles, California (January 26, 2020)

Stages of being a Beatles fan

1.) wait is this John or Paul singing?

2.) you get sorted into one of the four houses

3.) wow all of them were assholes

4.) wow all of them weren’t assholes

5.) wow all of them were unique people with complicated personalities and feelings that did things no one would be proud of but also did things that most people can agree were honourable and kind and by the end of their lives they changed into pretty great humans and music would definitely never be the same without them.

6.) Ringo is the best Beatle

John: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Paul: I get up at 5 am.

John, spinning on his heel and walking away quickly: NEVER MIND.

Brian checking in on us from heaven: Gee whizz golly gosh I wonder if the Beatles still have fans, oop dee doo boaty-o 

us: JoHN WAs ONE ThiCX biTCH , im going to sTEAL POLs eyeLashiEs, PEAs and GLovE rongo,,, haRRy Krishna uwu

Brian: i-

January 26th, 1969 (Apple Studio): While Paul, George, and Ringo work on the arrangement for ‘Octopus’s Garden’, John teases Paul and Linda’s daughter Heather about her new pets.

HEATHER: We’ve got some baby kittens only about that big— JOHN: Are you going to eat them? HEATHER: No! JOHN: Lots of people do, you know. I don’t, I mean. HEATHER: Kittens that have just been born yesterday, or a few days— PAUL: On toast? On toast? JOHN: You put pastry around them, and then you have cat pie. HEATHER: A few days they were just born, weren’t they? JOHN: Oh, you’d better wait a week or two before you eat them. HEATHER: No, I’m never going to eat them! JOHN: Aren’t you? Well, that’s very good. HEATHER: And then we took the grown-ups, and one of them’s beautiful, like this Daddy cat. It’s got a big black spot there— JOHN: Oh, you don’t eat them if they have black spots. HEATHER: The other one’s like a tiger. JOHN: You don’t eat them if they’re like tigers, either. [laughter] HEATHER: You don’t eat any cats! They don’t taste good. [general laughter] And anyway, I’m just a pussycat who was just born. JOHN: Are you? PAUL: Okay, pussycat. JOHN: There’s a good dog. Puss. 

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HEATHER: Stop keep – stop keep calling me “dog”, I’m a cat. JOHN: Okay, cat.

the reason why i live

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when you're stuck in traffic,,,,

*john&paul in a fight*

John: I don’t even wanna see you right now

John: *takes his glasses off*

*has intense heart eyes for buddy holly*