The Problem With Reading And Writing Leading To A Strong Vocabulary Is That You Tend To Know The Vibe

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

I have a bunch of old handmade dresses that I don’t wear anymore since my style has shifted to being more masculine but I still want the experience of making more. Would anyone be interested in me creating some kind of online store to sell the dresses/feminine clothing+accessories? Most of it is gonna be large-3xl but I can make some stuff in smaller and bigger sizes if there’s a demand for it.

peace and love on Earth..

A possible Pink pony club cover by me:

Big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing on that big morning wood

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

Big boner club

*I play the guitar with my sick ass cock*

Melatonin Trumps fuck ass inauguration outfit is taking me out

TikTok has finally gone down 😔✊

I just realized Like most people have never heard of Hole Island and I think that’s so ridiculous cause I thought it was a really common place to go to during summers growing up but I guess I was wrong. (I guess this generation’s parents don’t care about good clean American fun anymore 🙄)Lmk if you remember going here cause I wanna find y’all hole island goers. It was this really allusive island that had like a specific passcode to get in but a lot of people found out about it so it got really popular as a vacation spot. It’s the main destination for busses and boats so all you gotta do is get on and go up to the driver and do the secret pass code (you gotta climb onto his lap while he’s driving and give him a long, wet, kiss and if he doesn’t crash you get to go) and you get launched from the bus onto this zip line that leads to hole island. You get there and you gotta bypass the no girls allowed gate (girls have cooties and the island is gay) and if you’re a girl you get zapped with the “randomized fate ray” and if you’re a guy or a they you get to enjoy the beautiful beauty of hole island . It’s got alot of holes and in one of them is the zombie ghost thing of former American president Ronald Reagan and like the main attraction of the island is that you get to skin him alive every morning and by every night his skin grows right back so the cycle can repeat forever! When I was a little kid I remembered wandering off into the woods after the daily Slut Skinning (that’s what we liked to called it) and I found what I think might’ve been the literal fountain of youth. It was being circled by helicopters bc the government is full of fun hating squares but I figured out that if you drink enough of the water fast enough that you can actually de-evolve so far that you don’t pass as a human anymore and so therefore the law doesn’t apply to you. Anyway hmu

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

I put the “hard” in hard working