I Know That I Sound Like An MRA When I Say "If You Spread Hateful Rhetoric About Men, You Will Drive

Idc we that you’re poly I only care whether or not you’re a bunch of squares

Are you squares?🤨⬛️

HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox

Obama WILLhave sex with me

i love trans women so much

I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water

76 years ago I burnt down the White House and nobody noticed.

My naughty, dirty, Special Funk Pudding is nearly ready