Shinsou Hitoshi's More Than Happy To Look After Your Cat While You're Away.

HAHAH SADLY THERE IS NO “D”, IT’S JUST PAIGE !! AND IT’S PRONOUNCED LIKE “PAGE” 😚AWE YOU ARE TOO SWEET I JUST 💞💞💞💞💞

AHAHA I KNEW ITTT ' and awwww thanks yous 😚😚 hope u have a good rest of ur day paige 💗💗

KEIRRRRR STOPPING BY AND SAYING HELLOOOOOOO <33333 also i luv ur writing so much mwah ☹️☹️☹️

AHHH HIIII AND literally says u 🥲 the legend themselves. & thank u paige 😚😚 paige ? paidge ?? omg how do u spell page but the name form 😐

Hey y’all, I just wanted to say thank you for 50 followers and for all the love you guys have shown me in my inbox. It makes me so happy and I honestly didn’t think anyone would read my stuff so thank you all it means so much!

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gamerboy izuku who has u in his lap while he plays, headset slung over his curly hair but he has one side shifted, resting on his scalp rather than his ear so he can still hear what you're saying. you're sitting with your chest curled against his, head buried in the crook where his neck meets his shoulder. he's conscious of your falling asleep, muttering directions to his friends rather than his usual shouting.

"'m sleepy," you murmur to him, words twisting into a yawn. "gonna sleep."

he glances down at you, and you can feel his lips tug into a smile on the crown of your head. "gonna fall asleep on me, pretty girl?"

"mmhm," your arms link loosely around his neck. "goo'night."

he's smitten with you. in his headset, his friends have gone quiet, until kiri suggests they call it a day. "leave zuku to his girl, yeah?" he thanks them, ripping off his headset and turning off his monitor before carefully manoeuvring you to his bed.

he kisses you, and you stir awake just long enough to hear him whisper, "i love you, princess."

after college maki was lost. he graduated, got a degree in pre law and had a job at some law firm that payed him to read legal papers and make sure they were ok or wtv. it paid ok, his apartment was ok, his life was ok. except the fact that he hated it.

his job, the people he worked with, his neighbors, he hated it all. makki is NOT a boring person by far yet his life was so… boring.

his saving grace was saturday nights where him, matsukawa and either matsu’s new gf of the week or iwa/oikawa (depending on if either were in town) would join them at a bar for drinks. maki loved it. the owner was this guy who had been here since the dawn of time, there was usually either stand up, karaoke or some band playing at the stage. it was an environment he felt he belonged in. despite every surface being a little sticky and the overall stench of the place consisting of beer and cheap perfume.

however, one saturday maki was alone. matsun was out of town and neither oikawa nor iwazumi were in japan at the time but he still went to the bar that night. a little drunk and a little pissed off at his co-workers, makki wrote his name on a price of paper and dropping it in the hat to be picked out of. tonight was stand up and if he was being honest, maki knew he was naturally a funny guy. he could make any situation hilarious, just the way he told stories and roasted ppl made them funny as hell.

“NEXT UP ISSsss- hanamaki!”

oh shit, now i actually have to go up there. he thought. he wasn’t nervous though, more just annoyed even though he volunteered for this. the crowd was already a bit dead and he was too mad at his life and drunk to care if he bombed or not. he started going on about his boss, stuff like how could a man in such a high position be so stupid. he went on about his co workers and his neighbors and his childhood. how growing up in single mother household with two older sisters was the definition of heaven and hell. (mostly hell) he glanced at the timer by his feet. 10 seconds. “wow only 10 seconds left? well thank you guys for laughing with me about my life. i’m Maki. y’all have a great night.” he closed off with a small roar of applause and stepped down ready to head out.

as he was collecting his things from his place at the bar, a man comes up to him slugging his arm around Maki suddenly. “you were pretty good up there y’know. you do stand up anywhere eles ‘round town?” he asked with an itialinan or brooklyn accent which makki found particularly unusual as they were in japan. “oh. nah man. that was my first time.” he replied casually whilst brushing the man’s arm off him to pull on his coat. “mm well i thought you were definitely something up there.” the man reaches into his front pocket of his trousers to pull out a card with matalic writting SI Alley on it. “i run a comedy club a little ways down, you shoukd really come by.” and the man slipped away.

little did he know that that one interaction changed Maki’s poor boring life into something much more exciting.

( a/n: uh basically he never showed up for his office job ever again. didn’t formally quit. no email. just didn’t show up monday. and now makes his living off doing stand up gigs and bartends at the SI Alley. BUTTT he becomes famous in tiktok and gets to become the host of a comedy show (Haikyuu ver of SNL but funnier) )

older!bf suguru — moodboard

older!bf sugu who picks u up from college every day, making all your friends jealous cuz u have such a kind boyfriend

older!bf sugu who spends sm money on u its insane that he still has more. he buys you whatever you like, weather it’s food or clothes he’s buying it

older!bf sugu who eats you out for his pleasure. he only stops when your overstimulated to the max and crying

older!bf sugu who helps you with ur studies, putting time and effort into studying so you get the best grade. then when you pass the test he fucks your brains out as a reward : 3

older!bf sugu who loves you to death and would do anything for you

Geto’s Body Irl:

definitely “thicker” than gojo.

After a few busy days, I take a quick sketch break!

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

de-normalize overly-sanitized white knight izuku midoriya and instead normalize izuku midoriya, just some guy who laughs at dick jokes and probably spends way too long playing minecraft instead of sleeping. normalize izuku midoriya doing fortnite emotes after beating a villain normalize izuku midoriya with a messy room and a stinky hamper of dirty laundry he's too lazy to do normalize izuku midoriya trying to snort portein powder bc he saw someone do it on tiktok normalize izuku midoriya being a somewhat immature and silly dude acting like a middle schooler in his early 20s bc he didn't get to joke around like everyone else when he was a teenager