The Best Humor Punches. This Is Because The Best Humor Is Mutual Combat.

Tired: you've already won half the battle Wired: you've already drawn half the owl

Mordor by Dmitry Yakhouski

The cool thing about doing math professionally is that you can work anywhere - on your walks, in the shower, as you fall asleep - just by rotating problems in your head. What's not so cool is that this drives you insane

shot: all actions are allowed chaser: none are without a price

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

A very important question is one about questions themselves. Namely, how do you find better questions?

what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)

I refuse to have a LinkedIn, it itches my body everytime I've tried setting up an account

Xylem and phloem be like 💀