When God Closes And Locks A Door, I Reach For The Lockpick Set I Purchased On Amazon Dot Com.

Tired: you've already won half the battle Wired: you've already drawn half the owl

Local man fond of linguistic garden path sentences friends to hearing his boring puns.

Today I learned that in 36 BCE, Roman statesman Marcus Varro wrote one of the earliest descriptions of germs, going on to say,

"...there are bred certain minute creatures which cannot be seen by the eyes, which float in the air and enter the body through the mouth and nose, and there cause serious diseases."

The germ theory of disease would not be widely accepted for another 1,900 years.

There are three versions of yourself: the version of you that you see, the version of you that others see, and you as you really are.

the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!

If you can read this post, you have voided your mind's warranty.

Quick! Download those animes from the Internet Archive before a copyright claim takes them down.

The information chooses the necromancer. That's why all of those forbidden texts have a way of finding me.

Stop excluding me from your secret clubs.