Can I Offer You A Nice Old Man Hunter In These Trying Times?

*facepalm* I…thank you, Cross. The answer is still no. 💀 They make you look like the most well-behaved porg in comparison.

@obviously-99 please help me explain why Kowakian monkeys would be a nightmare of a pet to keep around. Of course that’s probably exactly why @toothpick-man is suggesting it in the first place *very long sigh*

(@echo-in-here)

Have @acutie-archery and @kersplosion99 kept asking to get a pet? Or have you caved to Omega's tooka-eyes yet?

Have they kept asking? Is that a rhetorical question, vod? I’ve been fending off requests every day you’ve been gone…the latest was @toothpick-man and @kersplosion99 thinking I would say yes to a Kowakian monkey 😒😒😒

And no, candles just make my senses go on overload @acutie-archery, but they don’t cover up other smells…why, is there something I need to know about?

I uh…I’m flattered, I guess? 😬

I don’t actually try to be intimidating 💀 I swear *rubs his hand on the back of his neck awkwardly*

When the Hunter simps actually meet him:

I decided to do a series of my favourite Disney princes: let's start with the cutest of them all 💀

Don't mind me just conducting an experiment.

[Hands Hunter an Egg]

[Sits across the room and watches]

I...umm...thank you? I think? *nervously rubs the back of his neck in confusion*

So I'm honestly not sure how helpful this will be given that Wrecker would need like twenty of these as just part of his breakfast, much less the rest of us. But I appreciate the sentiment.

Epilogue Hunter, except I shaved him because I don't like full beards hahaha.

But here's the bearded one anyway.

Did I really make you do anything though? You usually are adamant that I can’t.

Psst...why is cross being such a baby about the tea? Was it a gross flavor or something?

Oh @toothpick-man is just embarrassed to admit that he loves a good rose green tea. It’s his favorite flavor 😉 but he thinks it’s a little girly, so he hates it being public knowledge. Oh wait, this post is public isn’t it.

Wow. Way to throw me under the shuttlebus, Cross. Glad you have so much confidence in my skills 💀

@foxy-mercenary that’s not exactly how I remember that going down. Considering that I managed to knock you off that speeder and rescue Omega and escape, I’d say we had a pretty even fight there. More than even. *crosses arms and raises eyebrow in a smirk*

Hey there. Names Fennec. Fennec Shand. I've heard you're pretty handy with a rifle. I'm not easily impressed, but I gotta say if the rumors are true then I definitely have some competition for best sharpshooter in the galaxy.

Not saying you'll beat me of course, but it'd be nice to have some competition around here.

Competition? I hope you're joking.

You certainly couldn't keep up with me, I assure you.

Star Wars: The Bad Batch (7/?)

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Yes @kersplosion99 you can have all the snacks you want 🙏🏻 we’ll still have a fun night. Especially now that I don’t have to worry about someone getting hurt.

@toothpick-man you know I can still hear whispering 😉 you’ll have to try harder than that next time.

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

Did someone say knives? 👀 @ladyzirkonia I might be down for a round or two. Not sure you want to take me up on that though. If I know anything it’s how to handle a good knife.

@temple-elder, when is this 'game night' you're planning?

I do not personally care, but @kersplosion99 keeps asking