Happy Birthday To The Love Of My Life James Potter

Regulus: I am sorry I hurt your "feelings"

Sirius: I'd be more comforted if you didn't put 'feelings' in air quotes

Sirius, who is drunk: *does something very dumb*

Remus, who is equally drunk: this is exactly why u are fucking single and why I'll never marry someone as dumb as u

Sirius: *points to their wedding rings* jokes on you bitch bc u already have

Remus: *gasps*

Remus: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?!

Sirius: Well aren’t you just a ray of sunscreen

‘we all have the same 24 hours in the day’ but we don’t have the same opportunities, environment, wealth, family support, connections, privileges, mental and physical health, or circumstances

Peter : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

Sirius : yes

Remus: okay but why did you answer that so quickly

Sirius: Am i right, Remus?

Remus: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn't listening.

regulus was very sassy.

young peter ♡♡♡ *does finger heart*

old peter *middle finger*

I am a bit like sirius black because I am too in love with remus lupin

Sirius: Remus has a good heart

James: Yes, I've noticed you staring at his good heart.