Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.
boop the kbity
Strive to understand people you perceive as different from you
Tell a truly outrageous pun
Eat a bacon sandwich
Stand up against an oppressive authority (up to and including punching them)
Sing a bawdy song including wizard’s staffs and/or hedgehogs
Consider the importance of Angels
Demand a free but responsible press
Forge a sword out of a meteorite. If you do not have one on hand, store-bought is fine
Take responsibility for your actions, be they good or bad or neither
Recognize there is injustice in the world, but refuse to accept it
Look Up
If you have the hattitude, doff a nice-looking chapeau of some kind
Make time for the things that matter
Live.
scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse
scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–
This line about how even the other gay people you find annoying or sell outs or who live their life in the exact opposite way you do are still part of the tribe was written in 1977 but should be plastered on the internet today
The facts for March 20, 2023
General interest @culturesinglarityGay shit and lots of dicks @demon-core-incidentDeep Space Nine relevance @temba-his-arms-wideHorny men's tailoring @captaindadsmenshosiery Pfp courtesy of @anonymous-leemur
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