Rest In Peace Mary Shelley, You Would Have Loved Ao3

anyways i need to gnaw on him like a fucking chew toy

wyjo top contender for going directly into my pocket

Everyone moved on but I am still thinking about BUDDIE and GALLAVICH parallels 🫠🫠🫠

AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

adding a court stage to the meat processing system where, before you kill the animal, you must find it guilty of a crime. any crime you like

i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals

🚨 terrible influence tour spoiler ahead 🚨

dnp need to keep open the sister Daniel and father Philip confessional long-term (like. a tumblr blog with asks open or something) because I want to let them know about things like how I unadded an ex-friend on all social media because she was being rlly homophobic on her story (despite being the girl who got caught reading yaoi at the students v. teachers basketball event) but I kept her added on Monopoly Go so I could enjoy robbing her in-game bank and shutting down her landmarks

spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like

Dan and Phil adding ph before a word is the same as batman adding bat to everything. I just wanted to let you know

I love Mickey Milkovich so much, his screentime is basically just him having hots for Ian, being confused about what the fuck is going on (and being pissed about it), and literally trying to kill someone, and I find that very reasonable

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..