You Can’t Forget The “be Bisexual” From The Og Post Because They Sure As Hell Do That Too

*tucks wyatt johnston into bed nice and tight* sleep well my little prince

there's a reason taylor swift called her new album the tortured poets department because it would literally torture any poet that listens to it

Heaven will be empty at this point, haven’t we all been invested in toxic age gap yaoi. like who among us hasn’t had questionable emotions about old men who really want to fuck

spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like

AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..

anyways i need to gnaw on him like a fucking chew toy

dallasstars: we hope December continues to be merry and bright 🌟

+ additional context:

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Everyone moved on but I am still thinking about BUDDIE and GALLAVICH parallels 🫠🫠🫠