Seguinshawty — Introduction

I love Mickey Milkovich so much, his screentime is basically just him having hots for Ian, being confused about what the fuck is going on (and being pissed about it), and literally trying to kill someone, and I find that very reasonable

mr english linguistics degree strikes again

Heaven will be empty at this point, haven’t we all been invested in toxic age gap yaoi. like who among us hasn’t had questionable emotions about old men who really want to fuck

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..

Same energy

adding a court stage to the meat processing system where, before you kill the animal, you must find it guilty of a crime. any crime you like

i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals

Hockey RPF writers being known across fandoms as literary masters

When I first started reading MattDrai fics on AO3 I remember thinking “wait what the HELL is going on why is this the most consistently well-written fanfiction I’ve read in any fandom? Is this a thing? Do people know??” And apparently it is and they do.

wyjo top contender for going directly into my pocket

🚨 terrible influence tour spoiler ahead 🚨

dnp need to keep open the sister Daniel and father Philip confessional long-term (like. a tumblr blog with asks open or something) because I want to let them know about things like how I unadded an ex-friend on all social media because she was being rlly homophobic on her story (despite being the girl who got caught reading yaoi at the students v. teachers basketball event) but I kept her added on Monopoly Go so I could enjoy robbing her in-game bank and shutting down her landmarks