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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

This is not a shitpost. It is, however, a shit post.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Not been tagged, but...

@real-british-empire @same-pic-rick-roll

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This is a trend, so why not..?

Wouldn't it be a real tragedy if the AI trying to read federal employees list of 5 things they accomplished last week had to wade through tons of sign ups for spam?

Hr@opm.gov

it's a poll to find out the ratio of what kind of users exist on tumblr pls reblog

So how do you explain @god-offical then, hmm?

Checkmate, atheists

bad news is ive got mono good news is ive solved whether or not theres a god

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Do not quit alcohol cold turkey

Do not suddenly stop drinking alcohol as a new years resolution if you have been consistently using alcohol most days

Your body gets used to the presence of the alcohol as a sedative in your system

Suddenly removing the sedative you are chemically accustomed to is like suddenly removing the wall you are leaning on - you will topple over

You brain electricity gets overexcited

This causes seizures

This causes sudden onset dementia (Wernicke's encephalopathy)

This causes brain damage

If you use alcohol often (even in moderate amounts)

Or in large amounts

Or you have ever noticed you get shakey tremors and anxious when you stop drinking

Then your body is chemically dependant and you need to be very careful coming off alcohol otherwise you will cause brain damage

Slowly wean down the amount you drink over days or weeks

Talk to a doctor about your goals to quit and ask about support options

Medically supported withdrawal is a lot safer

If alcohol withdrawal goes badly there is a 15% chance it will kill you.

Do not go this alone

You deserve to be safe

Sometimes when I haven't taken my adhd meds, I don't even get a whole song stuck in my head. Sometimes it's shit like a 10-second loop of a single line "now where is the one that you called god?" sung to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song.