Sorry To Get Romantic On Main But I Want To Go To An Art Museum And Hold Hands With Someone I Care About

You used to be the leader of a legendary squad of heroes who banished a great evil from the world, and now you’re needed again. The catch is that now all of you work in normal, 9 to 5 jobs at retail, well adjusted to ordinary life, because heroes don’t get paid apparently.

In the distant future, science has found a way to change your personality. However, to add a personality trait, one must drink a special essence that can only be produced by taking the trait away from other person. Personality Banks open, mostly filled with negative traits, that nobody ever takes. After years, comes the first person, gun in their hand, to give away a positive trait, and demands that all negative traits are handed over.

“You- you were supposed to stop me.” The villain sobbed as they cradled the lifeless, limp body of the hero, “You were meant to save the day! You could’ve stopped me. So easily.”

“So why? Why am I here? Why am I breathing? ” The villain choked as tears started to stream down their cheeks like waterfalls.

“Please,” the villain’s voice trembled, “please wake up. ”

Write a love story between a very optimistic, happy-go-lucky funeral director and a depressed, negative wedding planner

chaotic academia is annotating gen Z humour on 100+ year old books

stargazing, the smell of earth after it rains, misty mornings by the sea, earl grey tea, lavender, the smell of old books, charcoal drawings, braids, long conversations late at night, quiet afternoons spent listening to music, baking, owls, winter, open windows, getting so absorbed in a book you forget the world exists, snow globes, watching milk swirl into coffee, getting up early to watch the sunrise, the sound of rain on a rooftop as you try to fall asleep, keeping a journal

Thor Ragnarok is really about how nothing brings together two siblings like ganging up on the third one

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

Your family has been raising mythical creatures for centuries. The hardest creature you’ve ever had to take care of is one completely normal (but extremely stubborn) Pomeranian.