PETITION FOR THE AWFUL CW PPG LIVE ACTION TO BE COMPLETELY SCRAPPED AND REPLACED BY A LIVE ACTION OF

You are a burglar. But you’re no ordinary burglar. You don’t steal TVs or cars or even money. You steal hearts.

i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.

You are an angel, selected by the Big G himself to go on a very special mission. It has been prophesied that a certain human will save the earth in the year 2019. You have been chosen to locate this very special person. Once you track them down, you discover that the selected individual might not be the best person for this mission. Why? They’re an atheist, and their favorite song is God is a Woman. And you have a feeling that they’ll throw you into the mental ward if you tell them what you really came for. Thus begins the epic story of how you conned someone into saving the world.

One day, a familiar approaches a kid, and tells them that they are the heir to a powerful villain, and will inherit his powers and title as dark lord when they come of age the next day

There’s just one problem: the kid he’s talking to was just told by a fairy that they’re the next hero of the land.

Describe how these three handle this.

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

“I have a song in my heart, but no voice to sing it.”

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

The hopeless romantic urge to look at the moon and stars, forever.

“You kill people like it’s going out of style.”

all i do is yearn, read books, chug coffee, talk shit, cry and have panic attacks