Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting

Thats so fucking funny. goddammit

there are so many hidden relationships between people.. ur grandpa killed mine in a war some 800 years ago but also we were neighbors in the 1700s who traded eggs and milk. wwhat does that make us 

Describe your Main Character sheet

Skin

Tone: Pale, Rosy, Olive, Dark, Tanned, Alabaster, Ebony, Bronze, Golden, Fair

Texture: Smooth, Rough, Silky, Coarse, Flaky, Supple, Wrinkled, Calloused, Bumpy

Condition: Moles, Acne, Dry, Greasy, Freckled, Scars, Birthmarks, Bruised, Sunburned, Flawless

Complexion: Clear, Ruddy, Sallow, Glowing, Dull, Even-toned, Blotchy

Eyes

Size: Small, Large, Average, Tiny, Bulging, Narrow

Color: Grey, Brown, Blue, Violet, Pink, Green, Gold, Hazel, Crimson, Amber, Turquoise, Sapphire, Onyx

Shape: Doe-eyed, Almond, Close-set, Wide-set, Round, Oval, Hooded, Monolid

Expression: Deep-set, Squinty, Monolid, Heavy eyelids, Upturned, Downturned, Piercing, Gentle, Sparkling, Steely

Other: Glassy, Bloodshot, Tear-filled, Clear, Glinting, Shiny

Hair

Thickness: Thin, Thick, Fine, Normal

Texture: Greasy, Dry, Soft, Shiny, Curly, Frizzy, Wild, Unruly, Straight, Smooth, Wavy, Floppy

Length: Cropped, Pixie-cut, Afro, Shoulder length, Back length, Waist length, Past hip-length, Buzz cut, Bald

Styles: Weave, Hair extensions, Jaw length, Layered, Mohawk, Dreadlocks, Box braids, Faux locks, Braid, Ponytail, Bun, Updo

Color: White, Salt and pepper, Platinum blonde, Golden blonde, Dirty blonde, Blonde, Strawberry blonde, Ash brown, Mouse brown, Chestnut brown, Golden brown, Chocolate brown, Dark brown, Jet black, Ginger, Red, Auburn, Dyed, Highlights, Low-lights, Ombre

Eyebrows: Thin eyebrows, Average eyebrows, Thick eyebrows, Plucked eyebrows, Bushy eyebrows, Arched eyebrows, Straight eyebrows

Lips

Shape: Full, Thin, Heart-shaped, Bow-shaped, Wide, Small

Texture: Chapped, Smooth, Cracked, Soft, Rough

Color: Pale, Pink, Red, Crimson, Brown, Purple, Nude

Expression: Smiling, Frowning, Pursed, Pouting, Curved, Neutral, Tight-lipped, Parted

Nose

Shape: Button, Roman, Hooked, Aquiline, Flat, Pointed, Wide, Narrow, Crooked, Upturned, Snub

Size: Small, Large, Average, Long, Short

Condition: Freckled, Sunburned, Smooth, Bumpy

Build

Frame: Petite, Slim, Athletic, Muscular, Average, Stocky, Large, Lean, Stout, Bony, Broad-shouldered, Narrow-shouldered

Height: Short, Tall, Average, Petite, Giant

Posture: Upright, Slouched, Rigid, Relaxed, Graceful, Awkward, Stiff, Hunched

Hands

Size: Small, Large, Average, Delicate, Strong

Texture: Smooth, Rough, Calloused, Soft, Firm

Condition: Clean, Dirty, Manicured, Scarred, Wrinkled

Nails: Short, Long, Polished, Chipped, Clean, Dirty, Painted, Natural

Voice

Tone: Deep, High, Soft, Loud, Raspy, Melodic, Monotonous, Hoarse, Clear, Gentle

Volume: Loud, Soft, Whispery, Booming, Muted

Pace: Fast, Slow, Steady, Hasty, Measured

Expression: Cheerful, Sad, Angry, Calm, Anxious, Confident, Nervous, Excited, Bored

People need to get used to the idea of getting older and even romanticize it there’s so much you gain by aging and learning every day there’s beauty in someone whose years show on their face. I’m sick and tired of people turning 25 and being like omg I’m so old I’m having an identity crisis. get a grip. Bitch.

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

What a great thing it is, a sweet potato latte which I made

chillin 🐝🌺✨

Iconic Mcytblr Posts

Hi! I'm back at it again!

This is a masterpost of iconic mcytblr posts! I accept suggestions but I'll ask you to first:

Click in this link to see if the version you're seeing is the last one. I might have put it in here already.

Check my Cursed mcytblr masterpost to see if the post isn't there already.

There won't be (intentional) overlap between both masterposts.

Without further ado, the posts:

She Sells Seashells By The See Shore (3rd Life SMP)

If You Can't Get a Girlfriend (Hermitcraft)

Tubbo Has a Better Plan (Dream SMP)

The post that kickstarted the whole HC X Dsmp crossover fever

Mcytblr edited posts are "sinister"

Who is this MCYT?

Angel With a Shotgun Grian (3rd Life SMP) The post that started it all. For Angel With a Shot Grian fanart that sprouted out of this post you can check my tag #angel with a shotgun Grian.

Sneegsnag isn't real

Fuck Dream Friday

Help Girl

men's waists be so small like what do u need that small of a waist for?

[Hermit] the kind of guy

Is he dead...

Innuon (disclaimer: This post is not supposed to be a formal proposal, it's supposed to be comedic. That being said the research is real)

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

Fruity

Do you want the meal or just the sandwich? (Dream SMP)

Share if you don't think..... (last Life SMP)

What do you say? (3rd Life SMP)

Thank guns im friday (Dream SMP) + Sneeg (Origins SMP)

Clark and Malfina - Karlnapity version (Ⅰ, Ⅱ, Ⅲ, Ⅳ, Ⅴ)

Scar's elf bed is cursed (Hermitcraft) (this one is so cute)

Who is this post about?

This isn't about the lion king

guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day

Wreck Havoc Wednesday (3rd Life SMP)

Fanart Vs IRL (buffness scale)

Never underestimate someone that has trained under techno blade 

wait is wilbus soot a mcyt or artist? Im confused

Who is bdubs and why dont we want him here?

He's in

Renaissance Tubbo

Jesse

The chicken wing place? (Hermitcraft)

Pop Stars (Hermitcraft)

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now