Secret-in-void - Over The Starry Sea Is Where I Want To Go

ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter

Beautiful magnolias levitating on the water.

People need to get used to the idea of getting older and even romanticize it there’s so much you gain by aging and learning every day there’s beauty in someone whose years show on their face. I’m sick and tired of people turning 25 and being like omg I’m so old I’m having an identity crisis. get a grip. Bitch.

I know we talked about the foosball table a lot but I don't think we talked about it enough

HERE YOU GO FUCKERS, HERE IS ME. AND MY HOUSE ARREST BRACELET. 

SO FUCK YOU FOR CALLING ME A LIAR/ATTENTION WHORE

AND SAYING THAT THOSE SHOES WEREN’T MINE/ME AND THAT I’M NOT EVEN ON FUCKING HOUSE ARREST, WHICH I FUCKING AM.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

why the fuck would i even lie about this shit ? srsly.

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?