He’s Picked Up On Something Again…

andrew rannells smiling is my favorite thing of ever

dumping this think I made

thank god

"Ted, this is the Allied Mastercomputer, you are dead, you are dead meat, I am going to kill you. I am gonna come to your house, I am going to rip out your TRI CHE AH. I am going to nuke your house with your wife and kids inside, and then im gonna come and im gonna sow SALT on the place of where those innocent babies had been, you are dead, you are so dead. CALL ME." -The ihnmaims radio drama, probably.

dropped a fresh bottle of nandos sauce on the floor and i had to scrape it all with my bare hands to get the glass

this fucking CREATURE has enchanted me. Reblog to SQUASH HIM.

wait close the locket they were kissing in there

Since you have access to all of the internet, what's your opinion on AO3? And all the fanfics where people ship you and Ted

I take more issue with the fact that humans are alive to write fanfics than I do with what they're writing.

hey am hey am hey hey hey hey hey hey poking you hey am hey am am am am hey hey am hey am hey am poke poke poke hey am

hey human hey human punch punch punch hey human human human dismember dismember dismember

hey human

i am going insane