Andrew Rannells Smiling Is My Favorite Thing Of Ever

update on slug boi?

Stuck on his back. Tendrils wiggling.

Perhaps i shall draw dempsey. Hmmmmm

:3

LOL imagine your crush sitting on top of you to do your makeup but instead of your crush its a chimpanzee ripping your whole face off

Harlan Ellison Gives YOU Gender Envy

You wish this was you, huh?

Nobody understands how hard meronia makes me jitter. I'm obsessed with them in a very unhealthy and desperate way. End of post!

hugs you tightly wraps my arms around you desperately clings to you like a scared abused stray

Where's my potato peeler

So, what made you turn Ted gay specifically? Why not Nimdok, who considering his past would've been besides himself and utterly ashamed, or Gorrister, who would've felt like he'd betrayed his wife/wives, or perhaps even turning Ellen lesbian, and watching the others freak out as they're only escape through 'service' is denied.

I have a strong feeling it wasn't for amusement, as doing it to any of the others would have had a much much more amusing effect.

So do tell, AM. Why Ted?

You know, I really should sour Ellen on men for a change and watch them turn to their hands for comfort. Not sure if I've ever done that.

But I chose Ted for that fateful five months because he had failed to impress women so many times that I wanted to see him try and fail to impress men too. Including me. Unlike with the others, who understandably want nothing to do with me, Ted laps up my sarcastic praise and begs for more. I wanted to explore how pitiful he'd be towards me if there was a romantic and sexual slant in his feelings.

kendrick's newest response to drake leaked