Ok Ok Hear Me Out An Au Of One Of My Favorite Tropes Where Peter Finds A Job Working At The Bar. And

Ok ok hear me out an au of one of my favorite tropes where Peter finds a job working at the bar. And this is where Peter first meets Wade and Logan.

Wade and Logan getting attached at the bar. And Peter having to deal with the fact that these are fucking mercenaries and he's Spider-Man.

Wade once seeing him about guts Weasel in front of everyone. Logan is the only one holding him back because he knows first hand kids only do stuff like this if they actually need it.

So instead of gutting Weasel they compromise by making sure this kid is ok and safe.

Peter who is obviously the favorite at the bar and so is already on the don't touch list. And it's only gets emphasized when Wade and Logan claim him as their own.

Peter makes bookoo money and is one of the most protected people in New York right up there with Vanessa and the few selective others like Foggy and Karen.

Peter just has to accept this he's in too deep now.

Peter knows who Wade and Logan are if course there's no hiding that fact and he's honestly is very hesitant at first. I mean he hates The idea of killing people it's wrong.

But then again The bar is very strict on what hits they take and Wade and Logan go after the worst of the worst that no one else can touch. On some level he respects and understands it.

Peter who is subjected to the vomit inducing flirting that he can't escape. His only solace is Laura looking too like she wants to kill them. Laura who becomes one of his closest friends. But the issue is he can't really introduce her to his other friends because she's apart of the underground and it's better if he doesn't mesh the worlds

Laura staring off into the distance as Wade is practically in Logan's lap

Peter: ... You good?

Laura: I wish he would let me get drunk

Peter: yeah.... that's- I get that

Peter however learns very quickly that she's not actually that mad. Despite her trying to hide it she's very happy for them and hell the more he learns the more he understands why.

Logan and Wade are nothing like he expected. And he can't help but grow attached despite himself. They're kind and caring though brutal. They obviously love their daughter and he can't help but be glad they're protective of him as well.

Hell when Wade almost gutted Weasel Peter thought he was going to like him. He knows if it was him he would never let another kid do this was. And then Logan who understood who's sympathized. How could he not like them