This

No thanks.

It’s Time

@memespalace​

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

I have trouble remember things in class, especially math formulas. So in the 6th grade I started bringing a notebook to my math class and taking notes. My notes were simple, just things I’d need during studying. When my teacher found out she was pissed. She look the notebook, ripped out the pages, and threw them in the garbage. My whole class watched this. Mind you, this was also the notebook I used for homework. So now I had nothing to look back on for tests.

I almost failed that class because I teacher wouldn’t let me take notes.

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes?  That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood.  Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

*steps on a chair*

kinda hate the way adults are,, like i see houses and shit and all the walls are white and clean and everything is so boring and aesthetic and expensive and OrdInaRy

Call me childish if u want but u can LITERALLY do what u want you can have a room full of pillows or have a SLIDE instead of stairs or fucking paint walls rainbow and draw on them or own a PIG as a pet but no! I told that to someone and they were like “wait till you get older” and now im slightly horrified it’s like a freakin dystopian novel what will they do to ppl? Brainwash them??

I’m not even trying to be edgy but i’d rather fucking die than be like that dutrudhkfgas

*drops mic and falls of the chair*

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

I’m actually really not feeling very well.

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married