Thought Autocomplete Would Take Me To Outlook Dot Com Not Realising Id Forgotten The T Before I Pressed

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

Looey pulls a prank of Yatta.

Looey: APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yatta: LOOEY HELP!!!

Happy April Fools’ Day!

RADGUY2010 I AM SO SORRY I MISSED YOUR PREVIOUS ASK

THIS IS GREAT THANK YOU HAPPY APRIL FOOLS !!!!!

Probably not great that my legacy on this site is going to be popularizing slurs, doing a really good cum, and almost blowing up the moon.

i have a pimple behind my ear and it hurts

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.