Apparently Boomer Democrats Are Having Meltdowns Over A Gen-z Progressive Who Is Primarying An 80 Year

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

would you?

You may not want to see the man in the flesh hat, but have you considered he wants to see you?

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT HES NOT REAL HES NOT REAL HES NOT REAL HES NOT.REQL HE S NOT

evander "eva" atwood (any/all) ! my pokemon oc <3 fairy gym leader

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

is gay clown sex an orgy. do they have gay sex in a clown car. a clown carriage even. you’re a clown you should know

sometimes

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy birthday to me and bethany rage and no one else