ladybug: so yeah… i have a crush on bunnix
chat noir: me too
(fandom: me three)
ladybug: but she’s like 25 and lives in the future
chat noir: yeah this sucks
ladybug: … but alix is like 15
chat noir: oh
ladybug: and lives NOW
chat noir: oH
ladybug, yoyo-ing off suddenly: BRB I GOTTA GO TO THE LOUVRE
chat noir: hEY NO WAIT
——-
adrien: jalil, i would like to humbly request your sister’s hand in marriage
marinette, shoving him aside: dON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S ME WHO WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SISTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE
adrien, elbowing her: she’s joking!! she’s joking it’s actually ME okay haha very funny marinette good joke
marinette: adrien you goddamn weasel stop trying to ruin my wedding
jalil:
jalil: alix what the FUCK is going on right now
——-
alix: nath i need you to hide me
nath: what why
alix: marinette and adrien have started acting weird around me and it’s really freaking me out–
marinette, from across the courtyard: omg alix!!! there you are!!!! *starts running over at top speed* i baked all these macarons specially for you please try some they’re heart-shaped and
alix: oh dear god there she is, NATH HIDE ME
——-
chat noir: hey my bunny lady, would you like this rose as a token of my l–
alix, walking fast: i am suddenly allergic to every flower sorry
chat noir: well how about a carrot instead? i could carve little hearts into it!
alix, walking faster: i need to turn into timebreaker and murder you again
——-
alix: so you’re telling me, marinette is ladybug and adrien is chat noir
fluff: yes
alix:
alix: okay that explains a lot
alix:
alix:
alix: i’m gonna go back in time and tell them
fluff: NO
will forever love these 2
Diakko - Of course you ship it, it's what the whole series is...
Charoix - You say "ha ha gay old women go brrrrr, I really like them"
Ankko - You prefer hetero ships and that is perfectly fine! (as long as you don't force it to others and others don't force it to you either)
Akkotte - You like to see Lotte keep Akko in check, and of course she do
Suakko - You saw the Sucyworld episode and said "Aw, she actually cares about Akko!", yes she does, also opposites attract
Amandakko - You love to see two dumbasses in love, the soft dumb and the feral dumb
Constakko - Your favorite dynamic is the short genius and the tall idiot
Hannakko - You like the popular Akko rarepair! Nice!
Sulotte - You like to see Lotte keep Sucy in check instead, which is probably for the best let's be honest, and opposites attract again
Lotte x Barbara - You've encountered two Nightfall lovers and you feel happy for them
Jasminlotte - You found this ship during the rarepair week and it's kinda cute also it's an actual beverage!
Lotte x Frank - It's just like Ankko but with Lotte and that one dude you totally remembered... who is he again?
Shroombot - Because them weirdos gotta stick together right? O shit that's the wrong show-
Sucy x Jasminka - Another rarepair week ship, and it's honestly also pretty cute
Diamanda - You like to have two of the gayest girls in Luna Nova be together, and it is great!
Amanstanze - Your favorite dynamic is the short genius and the tall idiot, but the idiot is strong now
Hamanda - You believe that Hannah would fall for Amanda who wore a suit in that one episode, and hey you're right!
Hannah x Barbara - Ah, you're a person of culture I see? (in all seriousness though it's a cute ship ngl)
Akko x Lotte x Sucy - You believe in poly red team supremacy
Amanda x Jasminka x Constanze - You believe in poly green team supremacy
Diana x Barbara x Hannah - You believe in poly blue team supremacy
RGB Team - Leaning more towards family than a full on ship, but you might as well include it
Andrew x Frank - My god these boys are gay! Good for them, good for them
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Welp that's all the ship I could find. I apologize if I missed/forgot some or maybe got some of these wrong, I was tired when I wrote these so please don't hurt me
Audrey: *writes a note 'Help me with my "Emilie love problem" and I will help you with your "Nathalie love problem"'
Audrey: *launches a letter paper airplane, hopes it gets into Gabriel, but it gets into Emilie*
Audrey: *panics*
Emilie after reading the note: *coming to Audrey and kisses her on the cheek* You could just say that you love me...
Audrey: ...but you probably love Nathalie...
Emilie: ...so this is the perfect opportunity for a three of us to go to the Cote d'Azur and...
Audrey: *audrey.exe has stopped working*
Emilie: ...and I broke her again.
Emilie: Are you will whine about the awful haircut again?
Audrey: Actually, I wanted to whine about 'why are you not my girlfriend?'.
Emilie: What?
Audrey: What?
Good morning, lads!
Alix: SEX!!!
Kagami, Lila and Adrien: *looks at her*
Alix: Now that I have your attention-
Chloé: *reading magazine* I don't care.
Alix: Sex with Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
Chloé: *looks up* ... You have my attention.
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