if I could bring back john lennon for a day and spend a few hours explaining what the internet is and what tumblr is and what rpf is and then tell him him and paul are beating jesus and judas at a who's gayer competition I think he'd find it the funniest fucking thing on earth especially given that he literally was killed over the jesus thing. which is why they have to obliterate jesus. for him.
The best part of the Gorillaz fandom is that even though one of them is literally a full blown satanist and all of them are in a very questionable cult, none of it has the slightest bit of logic, no one questions it.
Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993
Bc once your age hits a 'serious' number, you start to think - "damn, I should probably stop geeking and get more serious." But then you scroll and see a 34y/o woman writing fics after driving her kids to school, a 40y/o dude making fanart of his fav super heroes and you realize - "nah, I'm actually good"
“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
I love how most of Queen’s albums depict the band in some form and then there’s randomly just one of those black and white optical illusions, and it’s equally random friend the Microsoft Windows Logo
Brian and Roger without fail every time they imitate or paraphrase Freddie:
*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious
every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it
"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"