If You Told Me That This Was Right Before Arthur Leaned In To Claim Merlin's Mouth As Rightfully His,

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

omg transfem house would still go by house mostly so she would totally be telling everybody a different chosen first name, each wilder than the last

I think I might finally be seeing the end of this long ass art block I’ve been experiencing

Knock on wood or whatevs

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

Every day, without fail- I have at least one social interaction that solidifies a devastating truth: my sense of humor is painfully millennial

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

Need to go see Lebanon Hanover

They will be so close to me

I have no moneyyyyyyyyyy

from absolutely not going for a hug to just hold me

Friends!

I’ve been craving the catharsis of body horror extra hard recently- Please give me your favorite body horror media recommendations 🙏

Mostly looking for movies, but books are cool too!

(Pls note that I don’t have the time to commit to a full tv series or anything long like that right now)

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that