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I literally, quite literally would die for Valtteri Bottas

inspirational phone wallpaper courtesy of everyone’s favorite netflix star

All of Haas’ improvements come from little Laura Magnussen

my brain is keep playing this moment over and over again. lewis' expression was soooooooo kind and tender😌

Yeah I’ll be the first one to say it babies are gross but Kevin magnussen’s kid is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

Like this is so adorable. I want to scream

SURVEY RESULTS: THE OFFICIAL LESBIAN ICON OF INDYCAR

First of all I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to rate the Indycar grid. This year's voter turnout was much higher than the last time this survey was conducted, so I will consider that a W for the sport. More surveys along this nature are in the works so if you would like to participate in other fun Indycar surveys keep an eye out. This will be a lengthy report, so results are going under the cut to avoid clogging anyone's dash.

I will begin this report by explaining the methodology behind the Lesbian Icon Survey. Each driver was rated based on the vibes felt by each voter on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being homophobic and 10 being lesbian icon. Ratings were entirely subjective and participants were instructed to leave personal opinions on drivers at the door and focus solely on the vibes. Ratings were added up and averaged to generate the driver's Lesbian Approval Rating (LAR). LAR is measured between 1 and 10 where the closer the LAR is to 10 the more of a lesbian icon they are. Conversely, if LAR is closer to 1 the more assigned homophobic they are. The photos used are the official Indycar driver headshots, and this was done to implement a control variable and take away bias of the survey creator. (Though I did get complaints that the headshots did a lot of them dirty)

Survey participants were also asked two demographic questions to gauge viewership of lesbians and wlw indycar watchers. The results to those questions are as follows:

Now for the meat of the survey: the ratings. This year we had 29 participants who rated 33 drivers on a 1-10 scale as described above. Based on the received ratings, the calculated LAR of each driver is as follows:

1. Tatiana Calderon (9.41 LAR)

2. Colton Herta (7.93 LAR)

3. Takuma Sato (7.76 LAR)

4. Callum Ilott (7.69 LAR)

5. Romain Grosjean (7.41 LAR)

6. Josef Newgarden (7.34 LAR)

7. Pato O'Ward (7.24 LAR)

8. Alex Palou (7.10 LAR)

9. Jimmie Johnson (7.07 LAR)

9. Rinus VeeKay (7.07 LAR)

11. JR Hildebrand (7.00 LAR)

12. Helio Castroneves (6.72 LAR)

13. Kyle Kirkwood (6.66 LAR)

14. Scott McLaughlin (6.00 LAR)

15. Felix Rosenqvist (5.93 LAR)

16. Marcus Ericsson (5.72 LAR)

17. Tony Kanaan (5.34 LAR)

18. Jack Harvey (5.31 LAR)

18. Simon Pagenaud (5.31 LAR)

20. Scott Dixon (5.21 LAR)

21. David Malukas (5.17 LAR)

21. Graham Rahal (5.17 LAR)

23. Juan Pablo Montoya (5.07 LAR)

24. Marco Andretti (4.93 LAR)

25. Ed Carpenter (4.86 LAR)

25. Sage Karam (4.86 LAR)

27. Will Power (4.79 LAR)

28. Devlin DeFrancesco (4.55 LAR)

29. Dalton Kellett (4.51 LAR)

30. Alexander Rossi (4.13 LAR)

31. Conor Daly (4.10 LAR)

32. Christian Lundgaard (4.00 LAR)

33. Santino Ferrucci (2.55 LAR)

Overall, we have an LAR range between the highest rating and the lowest rating of 6.86 LAR. The category with the highest number of drivers was 7.00 - 7.99 LAR with 10, followed by 6.00 - 6.99 with 9 and 4.00 - 4.99 with 9.

In conclusion, based on survey results there is a definitive Lesbian Icon in Tatiana Calderon in the Indycar series. On the opposite side of the scale, Santino Ferrucci was voted Most Assigned Homophobic driver. Runners up in the Lesbian Icon category are Colton Herta in second and Takuma Sato in third. Runners up in the Assigned Homophobic category are Christian Lundgaard and Conor Daly.

If I were to conduct this survey again in the future, there are several things I would change. First, I would make defining categories for the mid-points on the scale. Suggestions I received were 'supportive dad', and 'won't call you a slur but definitely in a frat'. Second, I would like to have results from a larger sample size however I recognize the overlap between lesbians/wlw and people who watch Indycar is not high. While responses are up from previous, the sample size is still too small to have an effective survey.

Pinglist for those who requested to be notified when the results are posted:

@stickerreds @penske-slut @whitewolfcraft @crowded-desk @lescedes @lights-out-in-monaco @teenageracedirector @hhawksy @martiniracing @i-lovealottbh

Kuala Lumpur |  2015 Malaysian GP  | Sebastian’s first win for Ferrari.

If we could have a word from you in your own language, starting with Sebastian:

“I’ll start in Italian. Thank you to the whole team, to Maranello, to all the Tifossi, today we had a great race, we have a nice car, I am very very happy. Thank you”

Now in German, sorry that I started [in Italian] but today is very special for me, an amazing day. I’m incredibly proud, I don’t even know what to say to be honest. To be standing up there and seeing the mechanics, the Italian anthem being sung, a dream come true, several childhood dreams come true, and ever since the gates of Maranello were first opened for me, yeah I know it’s still very early, but I just feel very comfortable and I feel myself at home, this team has welcomed me with open arms, I think the atmosphere is very good at the moment, and getting better and better, and the belief is there, and that’s the most important thing, and therefor I am very proud and am just looking forward to everything that may come, but I think the right thing to do today is to just enjoy the day.

And many greetings to home, to Heppenheim, to my whole family, and specially to my girlfriend, and my little one. I think last year was very difficult, but on the other hand it was also very very nice for me, and this year everything seems to be coming together, and to summarise everything, to sum up the race, [in Hessian] we’ve done it, I’m very proud and am looking forward to everything that may come, Thank you.

Rebloging bc it’s rawe ceek!!!! I’m so excited for this up coming season and to hopefully tick some boxes and get a bingo lol

Since the the 2022 season is fast approaching I thought it would be fun to make a F1 bingo card full of my predictions for the new season. I saw this off a TikTok by @/chloe.bee433 and really wanted to make one for the 2022 season.

This was a lot of fun to make! I really enjoyed trying to predict what is going to happen next season. I’ve added a blank copy under the cut if anyone also wants to do this! If you do tag me!! I would love to see what you guys come up with!

Since dts comes out tomorrow here are some of my predictions/ possible story lines that they are going to go for this season:

Christian says something stupid

Uh oh lando hates dr3…. Wait nvm

Kimis retirement but absolutely nothing abt Antonio being dropped

Omg George is going Mercedes????

DR is struggling….wait nvm

Val and George hate each other :(

Max and Lewis are mortal enemies

The only woman who gets screen time is Ginger spice

Mick who???? Oscar??? Sorry never heard of her

Majority is going to be the title fight between Lewis and max

Nothing abt checo’s win or Alonso’s and seb’s podium

In depth slow mo abt literally every crash between max and Lewis

goal of the century, gang of youths

The highs (and lows) of becoming an IndyCar winner

“Who can prevent all this from happening? The people. Public figures, journalists, musicians, actors, athletes, scientists, doctors, bloggers, stand-ups, Tiktokers, and more. Ordinary people. Ordinary, simple people. Men, women, old, young, fathers, and most importantly - mothers. I know that my speech will not be aired on Russian television. But the citizens of Russia have to see it. They need to know the truth.”

Their CRAZY big bro-little bro dynamic is top notch! Poor Mclaren! 😂

I have trophy wife tendencies

Gorgeous gorgeous girls make their roommates watch sports with them

i isolated and clipped the audio from that shell video where seb vettel, joey logano and josef newgarden play the penis game, enjoy

Since the the 2022 season is fast approaching I thought it would be fun to make a F1 bingo card full of my predictions for the new season. I saw this off a TikTok by @/chloe.bee433 and really wanted to make one for the 2022 season.

This was a lot of fun to make! I really enjoyed trying to predict what is going to happen next season. I’ve added a blank copy under the cut if anyone also wants to do this! If you do tag me!! I would love to see what you guys come up with!

I don’t think we talk about this exchange from when Lando was in Formula 2 enough

This picture has been doing rounds once again, and I just want highlight the photographer behind it:

This is Grace Hollars, she’s a photographer for IndyStar

And this is more of her work:

penelope's "oh no maxie!" is my cause of death

F1 2021 Season Recap

I have been keeping a excel spreadsheet of the data from F1 qualifying and races because if there is anything I love more than F1 its excel spreadsheets. Here is the conclusions of the data Ive gathered over the season:

Also clicking on the image will give a clearer view!

If anyone sees any mistakes or has any questions, feel free to drop me a line!

Kimi (in March 2021): I close it? You won’t open it and put it in a new envelope? (Interviewer: No I don’t have new envelopes; they’re expensive.) Come on, smells like a scam for sure. I have zero trust in you. Should take a photo to make sure it’s the same one.

Kimi (Dec 2021):

Thank you, Kimi

i wanna thank natalie pinkham for sharing her first name with me, amen, god bless

high voice!

every damn race weekend

F1 2021 grid: birth charts

split by team, under the cut

i apologize: these are screenshots with no image descriptions. i'm not sure how to format this data for use with a screenreader via tumblr.

Mercedes

Red Bull

Ferrari

McLaren

Alpine

AlphaTauri

Aston Martin

Williams

Alfa Romeo

:) Haas

my quick and dirty observations on each team/driver: link

2022 grid: coming soon

if you want to see anyone else or any two drivers side by side: ask me

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

full video of esteban congratulating fernando<3