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And now for something completely different.

This is the ADHD Teapot. I made it in a ceramics class a few years ago. I use it to explain executive dysfunction to people who haven’t come across the term before (and those who think of ADHD mostly as Hyperactive Eight Year Old Boy Syndrome).

So, most people’s brains are like a regular shaped teapot with a single spout. Let’s say that your time, energy, focus etc is the liquid you have in the teapot. Your executive function is the spout, that directs the tea into the specific cup you want to fill-aka the task that you’re meant to be doing. Spills happen occasionally, but generally most of the tea goes in the right cup.

If you have executive dysfunction, (a symptom of ADHD, trauma, autism, schizophrenia etc.) you have multiple spouts going in different directions. You can try pointing one of them at your chosen cup and you will probably get some liquid in there, perhaps you will even fill it right up (finish the task). But meanwhile, tea is also pouring out of several other places and not going where you want it. If you have another container nearby, perhaps some of it will end up in there. But quite a lot of it is going to end up on the floor and accomplish nothing.

And at the end of the day you’ll have filled one or two cups ( or sometimes not even one) compared to the five or six that somebody with the same sized teapot (but only one spout) has filled, and everyone wonders why you’re so bad at getting tea poured, and why you make such a mess in the process.

One day I’d like to spend more time learning pottery and create a really technically good fucked up little adhd teapot. But that’s a long way off since i currently live in the outback and the nearest pottery workshop is some 400km away. But I figure that for now, it might be a useful or interesting metaphor to somebody even in its rough draft form.

This post is the cup I filled instead of cleaning my house btw.

AHHHHHHHHGRJDHSUDHHEB YESSSSSSS BOTH THE REPRESENTATION AND THE X-MEN!!!!! TRASHY SPITEFUL MUTANT!!!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜 SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!!! :]

i had to

Rar rar rar

Odysseus: “Then I’ll become the monster” 😔

The 43 Bois: “YASS KING YASS HE IS THE MAN-MADE MONSTER” 🗣 🗣 🗣

Odysseus: does something monstrous

The 37 bois: 👁👄👁

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

*cough cough* everyone go watch leverage

clean version if you care

🎶TWO GOOD OL’ BOYS

BEHIND THE WHEEL

CHASIN’ DOWN BAD GUYS IN LUCILLE🎶

This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

Lol, Bluebeard say what? ⚔️🗡️⚔️💍💀💀💀

serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time

Dick's evil clone: I'm the real Robin, shoot him!

Robin!Dick: The only way to keep everyone safe is to shoot both of us!

Kori, aiming at the clone: The real Robin would never pass up an opportunity to unnecessarily sacrifice himself for his friends!