Latest Posts by screamsindepression - Page 7
Wife Up
Requested by:
Lazy_Cat13
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None
Notes:
I have no idea what I'm doing have some lesbians everyone ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡
Kai rolled her eyes seeing her girlfriends giving her puppy dog eyes she knows what the other three girls want and nope
"Kaiiiii please" Jay flopped onto the bed or well onto Kai who sighed
"No Jay I'm not letting you what was it again?" Kai looked at Cole and Zane for help
"Wife you up" Cole rubbed her neck maybe they could have done this better
"Unless you got a ring no" Kai wasn't even going to let them joke about it
"I have one" Zane reached into her pocket pulling out a box "I actually have four"
Zane tilted her head when her girlfriends stared at her in shock oh right! How silly of her to forget!
"Would you all make me the happiest woman and marry me?" That was right at least Zane thought so Pixel and her did a lot of research on this
"Well we uh" Cole was red stumbling over her words which was odd for her to do
"Yes Zane we'll all marry you now you two come get Jay off so we can cuddle properly" Kai could feel herself smiling widely but she doesn't care she's too happy to care
"Nooooo boobie soft!" Jay pouted whining when Kai smacked her on the head
The four ended up cuddling together looking at their new rings they'll have to plan a wedding later
Gays Being Dumb
Requested by:
CatAttack105
TWS:
None
Notes:
I have no idea what I was doing here enjoy!
Pixel Nya and Lloyd sat together for some reason the gays as they lovely call them all wanted to propose to each other
And went to them for help it was both funny and horrible because they had to deal with the sad gays when they couldn't figure out a good plan
Even Zane! Pixel had almost lost it when Zane pouted being all dramatic Nya and Lloyd had to hold her in her seat
Somehow they all were able to propose to each other which you would think freed the three but no now they need help planning a wedding
Which was easier to do but they're watching the four fight over flowers okay well Cole Zane and Jay were Kai was just writing things down
"Who knew he would be the calm one" Pixel sipped her drink Nya laughed
"His always been calm when it really matters" Nya smiled softly and okay yeah Pixel's gay mhm
"I'm just glad they don't have their weapons" Lloyd does NOT need to see that his traumatized enough thanks
Requested by:
GrapeAndCheese
TWS:
None
Kai bit his finger leg shaking as he tried thinking of gifts for his boyfriends they had to be perfect but what does he get them?
His spent weeks trying to figure it out based on what they all liked but no luck so far Kai groaned throwing his head back
This is just his luck isn't it? Maybe he should burn some other things to feel better? No no they're quickly running out of things his allowed to burn
Which left one option Kai got up dragging his feet to his sisters room and knocked there was some giggling before Lloyd opened the door
"Kai! Hi!" Lloyd let Kai in going back over to Nya's bed and crawling onto it
"Hey Kai what's up?" Nya knows her brother he looks upset right now probably from his boyfriends gifts
"I can't find anything for the others! Everything's wrong!" Kai flopped onto Nya's bed making Lloyd laugh a little as it bounced
"It doesn't have to be perfect Kai" Nya knows Kai likes his gifts to be perfect but they don't need to be
"Yeah! Just make them dinner or something!" Lloyd is only saying that because that's what couples do in TV
"That's a good idea Lloyd" Nya ruffled Lloyd's hair who beamed at her
Kai got up kissing both their foreheads in thanks before rushing off to make his boyfriends something Lloyd and Nya took it upon themselves to keep said boyfriends busy while he did
Which after some struggling Kai was able to make some food for the others along with cookies he left some of the cookies for Lloyd and Nya
His boyfriends had been very happy with the food and cookies Kai had gotten a lot of kisses from the three which had been nice
Crushes
Requested by:
kami
TWS:
None
Jay jumped when his boyfriends joined him suddenly in the living room Cole and Kai were grinning while Zane just smiled at Jay
"What are you three up to?" Jay narrowed his eyes Kai gasped placing a hand over his heart
"Wow I can't believe you Jay!" Kai pouted Jay rolled his eyes fondly
"Jay so we noticed you had a crush on someone" Cole wiggled his eyebrows making Jay frown oh fsm no
"Should we be worried dear?" Zane tilted his head and Jay wanted the floor to swallow him whole right now please!
"I mean I can kinda see it but really? Older men?" Kai raised an eyebrow Jay slid down the couch
"Nothing wrong with it Jay just need to know you got a daddy kink or something?" Cole sounded so genuine that Jay made an inhumane sound
"Oh I was not expecting that Jay are you alright?" Zane reached over placing a hand on Jay's forehead
"I GOTTA GO" Jay shot up running away from his embarrassment maybe next time he'll stick with using his own computer when looking at his celebrity crushes instagram his NOT dealing with this again
Hiii since I'm still suspended on ao3 (Screams_in_anxiety) I'll be moving some things here (the request oneshots) bc I'm so over ao3 rn I'm making a tag for it all or well for each of em :3
Edit: I'm now not suspended but yall can request things here instead of on ao3 so it doesn't happen again
On another note of this,,,,,anyone got any ships and or ideas that I can later snatch up like a lil woodlen gremlin?-
Trying ta learn how ta draw people is hard but once I get the hang of it it's over for yall (I will be spamming Kai artwork lol)
Trying ta learn how ta draw people is hard but once I get the hang of it it's over for yall (I will be spamming Kai artwork lol)
Me,staring at all the lego fandoms I'm in: So,,,,can I get a new hyper fixation or?
Lego: No take these legos that can be taken as queer
Me,crying: Thankssssss?
Hiiiii y'all pls pls give me ship names for ships with Kai in it thank ya ta anyone who does so<3
I think I read the Kai & Nya one! But I'm reading them all thank ya so much for linking them!~ hope anyone else will look at them as well!
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
I agree Lloyd and Akita are cute as lovers when older I prefer them more as friends however if I had ta chose one or the other
Honestly unless it's for a plan or for a good reason dumbing down characters never makes sense for me especially when it's just ta make others look smarter or better or ya just don't like the character
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Okay! So them my beloveds!
Dareth:
• I'd have him run the dojo still HOWEVER I'd make it more of a wrestling (or kick boxing) type dojo I feel like Dareth and his body type would be good for it?
• He'd take more of a fun older brother role for the gang helping them with their struggles
• Like when the whole Nya Jay fights happen (but healthy) Dareth helps them both understand where the other is coming drom
• And his NOT sexists in any way! His our loveable big brother
Ronin:
• okay so hear me out he takes Kai AND Nya under his wing only bc I liked Nya & Ronin's whole thing (until someone ruined it!) and I feel like Ronin can help Kai as well
• Ronin would still be a thief but he doesn't back stab the ninjas at all (he does with Wu tho) his got a soft spot for kids
• Ronin is like a mix of a fun/strict older brother for the gang he helps them find out things ta help but if it's ta dangerous he'll put them in a time out box for no danger bs
• Ronin gets a way better redemption (look I remembered now!) arc where he saves Nya from becoming one with the sea
Toxica:
• I'd give her some more lines firstly and flesh out her character more
• She'd be more protective over the girls on the island keeping an eye on them
• She'll also take Nya (and later Skylor) under her wing so they can have a cool gal as a teacher/role model
• Toxica also gets a gf in Camille and is a SIMP
Camille:
• Oh her powers would definitely be explored more! She'd however take Garmadon under her wing there
• She'd be able ta help him with getting used ta the change in his body again and they'd become quick friends
• Camille is like a fun big sister who'd kick yer ass for being a useless gay
• She'd also be useful if the whole evil Chen & Clouse thing still happens given she can change forms
Shade:
• He definitely doesn't hit on Nya! None of that here....he does however hit on Garmadon (I think it'd be funny-)
• Shade's powers come in handy ta get information on what's happening around the island
• Also he can hide in others shadows bc well yes
• his a pretty cool guy overall and helps the gang out
Neuro:
• Now he was tricky I liked how he was in canon HOWEVER one thing I'd do is make him the gangs therapist
• Neuro's power is also used ta get any missing information bout the tournament and island
• I also allow him ta melt brains if need be
• And,,,,he/they Neuro supremacy
Mr. Pale:
• NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE making him Shade's twin
• He takes Jay under his wing surprisingly and helps Jay figure out more bout himself
• Pale is more of a healer than fighter in my opinion
• I give him a gun tho
Karlof:
• Bear I mean um! He takes Cole under his wing becoming like an older brother/uncle figure
• Their elements are so similar yet different so they'd work well together
• Karlof doesn't do the whole coat thing like in canon his just vibing peacefully bc leave that man alone
• Anywho! Karlof would have probably (in my opinion) lived in a snowy cold area before the tournament happens
Jacob:
• Make him blind look idk why but it's interesting with his element
• Again! His powers would be useful ta help get information
• Jacob ends up befriending Garmadon as well the two are a nice duo
• Jacob also smokes don't ask me why
Griffin:
• Okay him and Lloyd are a duo the chaos they'd bring? Beautiful
• Anywho Griffin surprisingly is a librarian in my thoughts
• So him Neuro and Zane would bond over that
• But he ends up teaching Kai and Lloyd anything they missed out on for school on the sides
Gravis:
• His pretty tricky however! He and Zane are a duo they'd be interesting ta see
• Gravis is pretty chill has some anxiety but overall keeps a level head
• Still he'd be the first ta ask why the fuck are there "kids" here at a tournament ta go against adult's not that he thinks the ninjas can't fight just doesn't enjoy the idea of them having ta fight more adults
• Gravis does befriend Zane once Gravis loses and helps start getting Zane back
Bolobo:
• Now this might seem wild but him and Kai as a duo
• Bolobo is Jacob's weed supplier tho he grows it himself
• He and Ash are somewhat childhood friends let the adults have friends from child hood and all that
• Bolobo is kinda laid back and can get some information bout the island through the plants
Ash:
• Ash idk why but he'd have worked as a bartender before the tournament
• He 💯 knows Kai from after Zane dies and Kai spiraled
• Ash doesn't really say anything bout it but keeps an eye on Kai and the others
• Also he 💯 blows ash in someone's eyes it's happening one way or another
Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:
• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs
• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)
• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go
• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part
• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things
• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids
• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes
• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu
• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get
• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out
• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid
• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens
Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:
• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs
• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)
• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go
• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part
• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things
• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids
• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes
• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu
• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get
• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out
• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid
• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens
Oh no Akita totally wouldn't be sacrificed in any way be ig therapy or anything else I'd vote ta bring her back actually
She was a good friend (and I suppose love interest) for Lloyd he needs that besides there's lots we can ta do with her lore
Also I hate when Kai gets dumbed down bc Kai might not be smart like Zane Nya Jay or Pixel but he most certainly isn't dumb (nor is Cole for that matter)
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Maybe as a fandom we should just kick Tommy out and get someone in that'll have actually treated the characters right
And not go "oh I don't like this character" and literally do everything ta avoid writing said character even removing story lines and other characters just ta do so
Or we could just remake ninjago as a whole if that ever happened I'd vote we let all the gang get therapy they need it
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Tommy noooo Kai is such an interesting character c'mon just bc ya don't like a character doesn't mean ya have ta let that interfere with how ya write said character
Especially when said character has so much potential ta make I hate when creators do that bc why? Just why?
And it really doesn't excuse Wu's actions if that is anyone's take on him it isn't mine given his actions beyond Morro
How he treats other normal kids vs the ninjas has always bothered me bc no matter what their kids like give the kids a break every once in awhile so they can be kids
Wu never learned from his mistakes with Morro but he didn't and that's my biggest issue with him
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
I wanted ta smack the others so badly bout the bet thing and the green ninja thing like yall were bout of BOTH get it together
Also yesssss pls I love seeing others takes on ninjago characters backstories! They're so fun ta see!
But yeah Kai did keep it a secret and let Nya do her own thing even though he was worried bout her
Also the whole sea bound season pissed me off bc Kai didn't get ANY time ta grieve his sister on screen but Jay did? I get that's his love but Kai raised her he kept her safe he knew her the longest and just....nothing
I'll look into the can be canon story it sounds nice still mad we didn't get Morro helping Cole and Lily being able ta see her son again
Still forever mad bout how Wu acted in canon and how people defend him I get ya might like his character but he messed up a group of children and got one killed
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Honestly I give Lloyd a pass as well his dealing with a lot but I mean more of some people in the fandom taking that whole arc of Kai's and using it ta say his selfish which wrong yall very wrong
I did not know that bout Morro! Booo give us that! It isn't his fault that he was basically (at least from what I got from his story) groomed ta be a ninja the green ninja
And when he wasn't he freaked out understandably I don't remember the age he died at but my god that is so traumatizing ta be told this is what yer supposed ta be only ta not be it
And then ta die trying ta become it Wu really messed Morro up it was a era of peace there was no need for the green ninja
And then the whole green ninja thing with the main core that's another thing people use for saying Kai is selfish
They all acted like they'd be the green ninja except only KAI unlocked his true potential by saving the actual green ninja and was happy ta have the job ta protect Lloyd and he takes it pretty seriously at times
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Ya are completely right and when Kai does have his selfish moments it's painted as bad even when it's just him enjoying getting sandwiches made from Maya and playing a video game with Ray
Or even the time after Zane's death he is labeled as selfish and really that isn't it and it irks me that people treat Kai as the selfish one
I mean have we seen the others? I'm not saying their completely selfish but come on! Anyways I really do wish Kai (and others like say Morro) got treated better by the fandom
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Yes! Kai even as a villain would save a kid even if it's Lloyd who he "disliked" at first and canon and it wasn't even that bad it was the same as the others just ig louder given how the fandom treats it
But Kai leaving Lloyd or any kid behind when he can save them is not what he'd do Kai is labeled as "selfish" but he really isn't
Not in the way the fandom and the characters in Ninjago say he is at least everyone is a little selfish no one is ever truly selfless at all times
I can see Kai leaving Lloyd in the arms of one of the others like throwing him up ta the others and telling them ta leave him yeah I can see that but never leaving Lloyd behind
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
I do get that it is interesting ta think bout but I really doubt that'd ever happen HOWEVER I'm not trying ta say people can't make the aus I'm just v frustrated when others act like it's a fact that Kai actually would have done it!
Even without the whole chosing the fangblade over Lloyd one could still do the Garmadon trying ta make Kai his replacement son or whatever
After all the two are alike in more ways than Kai would ever say they were so it could be an interesting thing ta see but it doesn't have ta come into play by hurting a child
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
Just a little rant here:
I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help
It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid
Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD
I just got lego city undercover and I already love Frank & Chase so much please tell me nothing happens ta them I'd lose it
The ninjas are better than me bc if I was in Ninjago and my loved ones kept getting put in danger I'd pick up a god damn gun and start shooting
So I would like ta say I love Jay and his neat but he has moments that arent so great and thats what i use when bashing him but I bash all the ninjago characters just a lil unless it's Wu Misako or the fsm then I bash em so much
I was bashing Jay from Ninjago just a bit and my friend who's named Jay started spamming me with crying cat memes and asking what he did wrong and I think that's a very Ninjago Jay move
The idea of Kai & Nya being able ta pick up the others makes me laugh like mid fight one of the two just picks up the bad guy and or one of the others and just throws them