Fluffy And/or Aftercare Darkhumor Headcanons,? Sorry, Had A Rough Day And Need Something To Feel Better

Oh no Akita totally wouldn't be sacrificed in any way be ig therapy or anything else I'd vote ta bring her back actually

She was a good friend (and I suppose love interest) for Lloyd he needs that besides there's lots we can ta do with her lore

Also I hate when Kai gets dumbed down bc Kai might not be smart like Zane Nya Jay or Pixel but he most certainly isn't dumb (nor is Cole for that matter)

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Could you do something for steam please? If you don't know what that ship is it's Kai/Nya!

Hi! No :)

I don't see enough Pigsy angst hand it over rn

Thoughts on next gen stuff?

Like DR? I don't mind it though Arin sucks Wyldfyre is.....meh I don't like her I do kinda like Sora the sets are fine ig they're not wowing me with everything but that's fine wish they'd do more for outfits and face prints

If it's the fics people make with the gangs kids though that can be fun I like a lot of the aus I've seen there have been some that i strongly disliked but it's fun thinking on it

tell me more about the brothel au!

darkhumor anon (:eyes:)

Yes ofc Darkhumor anon

● Zane & Kai start off as friends when he starts visiting and Kai recognizes he just wants a connection with another person

● When out on missions Zane will send Kai letters by falcon though it's usually drawings since Zane has such little time Kai lights a larten wishing for Zane's safe return

● When the overlord thing happens Kai still kinda loses it a little especially when the gang come find Kai ta have him give a speech

● While Zane's yknow dead Falcon stays with Kai the two keep each other company

● On another note when Zane found out his was a "robot" he went ta Kai for comfort and was overjoyed when Kai gave him it

● During the tournaments Kai does actually show up though he kinda ignores the team (unless it's Nya but even then it isn't the best)

● Kai after getting Zane back refused to let him go out of his sights again which is how Kai kinda joined the team

● There was some lashback on letting someone who worked as at a brothel be a ninja but Zane shut it down

● Kai & Nya don't have the best relationship here bc of Nya's stubbornness but it heals

● Oh right Kai is the reason the gang actually gets Zane back in ttoe bc he could never forget Kai<3

I want to know about the au where Kai should be taken from you what's up with it?

Okay so I was listening ta die your daughter by Susannah Joffe and it came ta me due ta the song eldest daughter Kai fr

Kai when seeing her parents are gone has ta step into the mom role for Nya it's a little hard bc the others around them won't help but encourage this

Kai does end having so many issues like girlie had ta learn how ta fight and fight dirty kill or be killed type shit

Nya gets ta be the ninja here and Kai gets ta bully the skeletons unfortunately I....removed her eye here-

bdsm or just general NSFW headcanons for Jay x Shade?

Anon! Hiiiiii tysm time ta use my big brain for this

● Jay will use his element on Shade's thighs cock and chest area

● Shade uses his own ta keep himself tied down though only when Jay wants him ta do so

● Shade only tops when his had a rough day and asks ta

● Jay has a collection of ball gags and rope just for Shade

● Shade loves telling Jay how good he makes him feel

● They tried a cock ring once and Jay brings it out rarely ta punish Shade since his a good boy~

● Jay has one crop whip which Shade has mix feelings on

● They have some dildos that Shade uses when Jay wants a show~

● Jay sometimes will leave marks Shade can't hide and he gets flustered by it but never tells Jay ta stop

So I would like ta say I love Jay and his neat but he has moments that arent so great and thats what i use when bashing him but I bash all the ninjago characters just a lil unless it's Wu Misako or the fsm then I bash em so much

Have a list of thing ta draw (in the future)for ninjago nsfw but nothing for sfw damnit

Made a DR au where I just bully tf outta Kai oops