Yessssss The Ship Is Spreading!

Okay! So them my beloveds!

Dareth:

• I'd have him run the dojo still HOWEVER I'd make it more of a wrestling (or kick boxing) type dojo I feel like Dareth and his body type would be good for it?

• He'd take more of a fun older brother role for the gang helping them with their struggles

• Like when the whole Nya Jay fights happen (but healthy) Dareth helps them both understand where the other is coming drom

• And his NOT sexists in any way! His our loveable big brother

Ronin:

• okay so hear me out he takes Kai AND Nya under his wing only bc I liked Nya & Ronin's whole thing (until someone ruined it!) and I feel like Ronin can help Kai as well

• Ronin would still be a thief but he doesn't back stab the ninjas at all (he does with Wu tho) his got a soft spot for kids

• Ronin is like a mix of a fun/strict older brother for the gang he helps them find out things ta help but if it's ta dangerous he'll put them in a time out box for no danger bs

• Ronin gets a way better redemption (look I remembered now!) arc where he saves Nya from becoming one with the sea

Toxica:

• I'd give her some more lines firstly and flesh out her character more

• She'd be more protective over the girls on the island keeping an eye on them

• She'll also take Nya (and later Skylor) under her wing so they can have a cool gal as a teacher/role model

• Toxica also gets a gf in Camille and is a SIMP

Camille:

• Oh her powers would definitely be explored more! She'd however take Garmadon under her wing there

• She'd be able ta help him with getting used ta the change in his body again and they'd become quick friends

• Camille is like a fun big sister who'd kick yer ass for being a useless gay

• She'd also be useful if the whole evil Chen & Clouse thing still happens given she can change forms

Shade:

• He definitely doesn't hit on Nya! None of that here....he does however hit on Garmadon (I think it'd be funny-)

• Shade's powers come in handy ta get information on what's happening around the island

• Also he can hide in others shadows bc well yes

• his a pretty cool guy overall and helps the gang out

Neuro:

• Now he was tricky I liked how he was in canon HOWEVER one thing I'd do is make him the gangs therapist

• Neuro's power is also used ta get any missing information bout the tournament and island

• I also allow him ta melt brains if need be

• And,,,,he/they Neuro supremacy

Mr. Pale:

• NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE making him Shade's twin

• He takes Jay under his wing surprisingly and helps Jay figure out more bout himself

• Pale is more of a healer than fighter in my opinion

• I give him a gun tho

Karlof:

• Bear I mean um! He takes Cole under his wing becoming like an older brother/uncle figure

• Their elements are so similar yet different so they'd work well together

• Karlof doesn't do the whole coat thing like in canon his just vibing peacefully bc leave that man alone

• Anywho! Karlof would have probably (in my opinion) lived in a snowy cold area before the tournament happens

Jacob:

• Make him blind look idk why but it's interesting with his element

• Again! His powers would be useful ta help get information

• Jacob ends up befriending Garmadon as well the two are a nice duo

• Jacob also smokes don't ask me why

Griffin:

• Okay him and Lloyd are a duo the chaos they'd bring? Beautiful

• Anywho Griffin surprisingly is a librarian in my thoughts

• So him Neuro and Zane would bond over that

• But he ends up teaching Kai and Lloyd anything they missed out on for school on the sides

Gravis:

• His pretty tricky however! He and Zane are a duo they'd be interesting ta see

• Gravis is pretty chill has some anxiety but overall keeps a level head

• Still he'd be the first ta ask why the fuck are there "kids" here at a tournament ta go against adult's not that he thinks the ninjas can't fight just doesn't enjoy the idea of them having ta fight more adults

• Gravis does befriend Zane once Gravis loses and helps start getting Zane back

Bolobo:

• Now this might seem wild but him and Kai as a duo

• Bolobo is Jacob's weed supplier tho he grows it himself

• He and Ash are somewhat childhood friends let the adults have friends from child hood and all that

• Bolobo is kinda laid back and can get some information bout the island through the plants

Ash:

• Ash idk why but he'd have worked as a bartender before the tournament

• He 💯 knows Kai from after Zane dies and Kai spiraled

• Ash doesn't really say anything bout it but keeps an eye on Kai and the others

• Also he 💯 blows ash in someone's eyes it's happening one way or another

Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:

• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs

• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)

• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go

• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part

• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things

• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids

• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes

• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu

• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get

• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out

• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid

• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens

also did you see that new haircut chad got last week

-darkhumor anon (has no idea what they're doing just wants to lighten the mood feel free to yell at them if they're annoying)

Nah yer not annoying saving me from a complete crash out

Jesus h christ how many gifs do you have

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I don't have any I just look em up Darkhumor anon

which ninjago characters do you think you could take in a fight lmao

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Jay without question emotionally ruin him and then atrack if ya mean outside of the ninjas? Dareth ily him but,,,,,I'd win

Oh no Akita totally wouldn't be sacrificed in any way be ig therapy or anything else I'd vote ta bring her back actually

She was a good friend (and I suppose love interest) for Lloyd he needs that besides there's lots we can ta do with her lore

Also I hate when Kai gets dumbed down bc Kai might not be smart like Zane Nya Jay or Pixel but he most certainly isn't dumb (nor is Cole for that matter)

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

It'd be something like this

Kai, looking around: Ah shit here we go again alright yall follow me WYLDFYRE PUT OUT THAT FIRE RIGHT NOW SO HELP ME

The others, seeing all the monsters: what do you mean AGAIN!?

Out of all the love I watched the new lil ninjago thingy (hurry lego give me the rest) and made an au where the others end up there and Kai gets ta go "Ah shit here we go again"

Made a fic wip for this au

Kai wrapped an arm around himself hiding behind a wall he had seen how upset Nya had looked

And he followed her and he didn't mean to overhear her talk with Benthomaar but he had

And now Kai isn't exactly as smart as her or Zane or Pixal or even Jay but he knew Nya

He knew what she'd try doing with this information given to her by Benthomaar and he couldn't let her do it

So Kai did the only thing he knew how to which was throw himself into danger to protect his loved ones

Kai ran off to the roof of the building taking a deep breath as he stared at the water before jumping into it

they're so silly your honor

golden retriever x black cat for real

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The ship grows on me as ya keep coming back

I've decided I shall write an au where Lloyd mistakes Kai as his mom but Kai is clearly male and definitely not his mom but Lloyd's little dragon/oni bits are like "MOM :D"

Monkey family

Requested by:

@indecisiveimbecile

Kai looked at his twin Mk and their younger brother Logan before at the burning house and then back at the two

"You're in so much trouble" Kai grinned at the pair

"Kai no!" Mk went to tackle Kai who jumped out the way laughing

"Kai yes!" Kai booked it to were their parents would be

"NO PLEASE" Logan ran after Kai Mk following after he got up

"DAD PA MK AND LO-" Kai screamed when Mk tackled him

"NO" Mk covered Kai's mouth before freezing when someone cleared their throat

"What's happening here?" Macaque looked over the three

"Nothing!" Logan smiled innocently at his dad

"Uh huh" Wukong doesn't believe their youngest but it's fine....probably