Show Gang & Movie Gang

Favourite Kai headcanons. Dealer's choice. Go!

Here's some sfw hcs!

● Kai is the shortest of the gang

● Actually a good cook since yknow all that

● Loves gifts not those expensive shit surprisingly

● Hand him a rock and say ya thought of him when seeing it and he cries

● Every mothers/fathers day teases Nya and asks when he'll get this year's gift

● Kai was touch starved when joining the team and overtime became a very touchy person

● Is a cat knocks over things for fun while looking ya dead in the eye

● Kai loves being picked up but never says so

● Actually is good at blacksmithing (fuck what canon says!!)

● Doesn't get jokes all the time

● Man's cannot read or write I refuse ta let him

● Dropped out of school once he realized their parents weren't coming back and ran the shop for Nya

● Knows how periods work and is top tier at helping

● Punched a cop once 💯

Got told I'm getting a drawing tablet for my birthday next month yay

Brats

Requested by:

Mike

TWS:

Spanking in hallway?

Is short and not how I wanted it ta turn out but here ya go hope it's good for ya! ( ＾ω＾)

Zane glanced at Kai this whole day the other had been bratty from disrespecting Wu which Zane can let slide as they all do that but he was also doing things that he shouldn't be doing

Such as ignoring Zane teasing Jay more than normal and a few other things Zane will not be mentioning he grabbed Kai's hand dragging him off

"Let go!" Kai tried tugging his hand out of Zane's grip but wasn't able to do so

"Kai stop it" Zane knows Kai isn't uncomfortable if he was then he'd say so instead of whining a bit

Kai huffed tugging again which made Zane stop letting go of Kai's hand who made a confused sound and then yelped when Zane all but pinned him to the wall next to them

"Z-zane um we're not in our room" Kai wiggled a bit before yelping when Zane smacked him on the ass

"Quiet Kai you don't want anyone hearing do you?~" Zane nibbled at Kai's neck who whined okay so he pushed Zane's buttons too much

"Okay" Kai licked his lips yeah his ass is fucked and not in a very fun way more like in a start behaving kinda way "but how much?"

"I believe eleven more would suit your behavior today" Zane rubbed at Kai's ass who whimpered yup should've behaved today but no didn't do that

more darkhumor stuff pls? can be whatever the hell ucwant I'm just starved for content

darkhumor anon

Jay flopped onto Shade's lap who looked down at him rasing an eyebrow Jay pouted up at him until Shade ran his fingers through Jay's hair

"What happened now?" Shade placed his drink down giving Jay his full attention

Jay sighed dramatically "Cole ate my pudding AGAIN!"

"Really?" Shade shook his head "that's it?"

"Kiss it better?" Jay gave Shade puppy dog eyes

"Oh alright" Shade leaned down pressing a kiss against Jay's cheek who turned his head catching Shade's lips into a real kiss before pulling away

"Thanks much better already" Jay winked at Shade as he sighed fondly

Yippee Gay Dads

Requested by:

AeroArgonic (Guest)

Kai looked up from the book he was reading to Wyldfyre and Heatwave he was going to say hi to Shade who had just walked in buuut

His dear boyfriend was holding a kid Shade sighed not looking at him

"Oh so I can't do it but you can?" Kai thinks that's so unfair!

"It's not like I went looking!" Shade went over to them placing the kid down by Kai "she popped out of my shadow"

".....m-preg real?" Kai bit his lip trying not to laugh when Shade glared at him

"Never say that to me again" Shade will break up with Kai if the other does so again "she's not related to me at all"

"Booooo!" Kai pouted but bought the girl closer to himself letting Shade sit down "what's your name?"

"Obscuria"

Ninja Parents

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None!

Ahhhh I'm losing my interest in writing again noooo

Logan was having a normal day with the others until his dad had showed up scooping him up talking a mile a minute Logan was used to it

The others apparently weren't but to be fair they've never meet Logan's parents father had put a stop to dad's rambling with a well placed hand and some words

Papa and baba just watched smiling at the scene playing out which traitors! See if Logan helps them out of dad's hugs next time!

Izzie looked like she was about to explode with questions so Logan had told her she could ask away which might have been a mistake

Logan was somewhat able to keep up with her questions his parents did better than he could've done but to be fair they've dealt with quick pace talking more than him

Mateo didn't seem to care much but he did have some questions Cooper did as well but mainly about the weapons his parents used

Zoey just asked a few questions here and there which were easier to keep up with than the others questions they had so many after all

I do get that it is interesting ta think bout but I really doubt that'd ever happen HOWEVER I'm not trying ta say people can't make the aus I'm just v frustrated when others act like it's a fact that Kai actually would have done it!

Even without the whole chosing the fangblade over Lloyd one could still do the Garmadon trying ta make Kai his replacement son or whatever

After all the two are alike in more ways than Kai would ever say they were so it could be an interesting thing ta see but it doesn't have ta come into play by hurting a child

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Requested by:

GrapeAndCheese

TWS:

None

Kai bit his finger leg shaking as he tried thinking of gifts for his boyfriends they had to be perfect but what does he get them?

His spent weeks trying to figure it out based on what they all liked but no luck so far Kai groaned throwing his head back

This is just his luck isn't it? Maybe he should burn some other things to feel better? No no they're quickly running out of things his allowed to burn

Which left one option Kai got up dragging his feet to his sisters room and knocked there was some giggling before Lloyd opened the door

"Kai! Hi!" Lloyd let Kai in going back over to Nya's bed and crawling onto it

"Hey Kai what's up?" Nya knows her brother he looks upset right now probably from his boyfriends gifts

"I can't find anything for the others! Everything's wrong!" Kai flopped onto Nya's bed making Lloyd laugh a little as it bounced

"It doesn't have to be perfect Kai" Nya knows Kai likes his gifts to be perfect but they don't need to be

"Yeah! Just make them dinner or something!" Lloyd is only saying that because that's what couples do in TV

"That's a good idea Lloyd" Nya ruffled Lloyd's hair who beamed at her

Kai got up kissing both their foreheads in thanks before rushing off to make his boyfriends something Lloyd and Nya took it upon themselves to keep said boyfriends busy while he did

Which after some struggling Kai was able to make some food for the others along with cookies he left some of the cookies for Lloyd and Nya

His boyfriends had been very happy with the food and cookies Kai had gotten a lot of kisses from the three which had been nice

Oooo yall wanna hear bout my au where Morro took over Kai's body so badly /silly

*holds up four monkeys* I relate ta all of them ta much someone pls H E L P