Seven Years After, I See You Again 😚

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

literally obsessed with the design of blobjects

describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 

I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”

The meme in question

Y'know I think of myself as a person with an adequate social life but I just realised that somebody with an adequate social life would not be nearly as invested as I am in the ongoing soap opera drama of my neighbourhood's outdoor cats

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common