You'll Have A Sandwich

onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."

I've had so much fun making these recently, so I wanted to show them off!! They've been selling pretty quickly, but a couple of sizes of each design are currently available in @mayakern' shop alongside her designs, plain color skirts, and designs by @sergle and @meyocoart!

You can find the shop here!

fuck it... bird sneaks

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

When girls do the thing where they wear open button ups but tuck them in so that you can see just enough cleavage so that their whole titty isn't out, but you kinda wish it was.

Like this:

Good shit. Top tier shit. High quality shit.

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