Show Up At Work Like Hi Boss Sorry I'm Late My I Was Helping My Mother Track Down One Specific 90s Dungeon

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

i had enough of dating apps and the boring hey what’s up hi nothing wbu messages why don’t you just stab me instead then leave me on your kitchen floor and walk away knowing that your stab was surgical because u wanted me to live

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?

this email could’ve been a fight to the death