This Is Like Lingerie To Me

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?

Today's Card Is: I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good!

old gods are waking

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

stop diagnosing people with neurological conditions on their posts. were you people raised in a barn.

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through