The 10 Sit Around The Table In Horror As The Final Decision Is Revealed. Their Stomachs Sink As They

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

I saw a tweet about contrapposto, so here’s a post about the lesser-known but equally valid postos that everyone forgets about.

I’ll take some of that jam please!! On toast and maybe some butter??

Better Kate Than Never, part 1

Excerpt from.my new book!

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*