Screams-a-bunch - The Void Is For Screaming

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

This show keeps getting better and better

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*