Yesterday This Girl In My Academic Writing Class Sits Down Next To Me And Puts 3 Bananas On The Desk

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

angels, deciding what shape to take when interacting with The Humans: well….eye contact is important to humans, right? they find it reassuring when they can see the eyes of the person they’re talking to. so if we have LOTS of eyes, in very visible places, that’ll be even MORE reassuring

i’m going to heal from this and someday i’ll live in an apartment with a sunlit kitchen in a city i love and my best friends around the corner

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

The Easter bunny is a monotreme

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

I’m losing my mind

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

"i might just die, it would make no difference" is one of the saddest lyrics in taylor's discography and she's pronouncing it like it's nothing and there are fun jack's synths what the fuck