If You Had To Only Choose 1 Photo Of Yoongi To Make Into A Photocard Which One Would It Be?

Healthy Murphy Siblings Facts:

They’ve been having a two-year on-and-off prank war with a lifelike plastic iguana. They hide it in random places for the other to find and get the shit scared out of them. They know it’s found when a loud shriek rings throughout the house, and they laugh until their face gets red and veins pop out on the sides of their heads.

They know each other’s Starbucks orders by heart: Connor gets a Venti Iced Caffe Americano with a dash of milk and three Sweet’N Low packets. Zoe gets a Short Caramel Macchiato with a Birthday Cake Pop.

They totally sneak out of the house at 3am to go to Wendy’s or Taco Bell. They take their food to the playground by their house and eat on the swings. Usually while they’re still in their pajamas.

Zoe took Connor’s phone once and took a bunch of unattractive selfies and put it back without him noticing. Connor did the same a few days later with Zoe’s phone.

Zoe’s photo ID in Connor’s phone is a picture of her cross eyed, with three chins and her tongue blepped out.

Connor’s photo ID in Zoe’s phone is a picture of him with his upper lip curled, his nose scrunched up, and his eyes squinted.

Most of their notifications on Facebook are from them tagging each other in stupid memes.

Connor is often the chosen victim of Zoe’s Hair Salon™. It was painful at first, but Zoe picked it up really fast and now Connor goes to her willingly for braiding and bitching sessions. He goes to her room pissed off, but leaves a lot calmer and a killer fishtail braid.

Zoe once straightened his hair out of boredom and curiosity. Connor said he’d hide her guitar if she ever mentioned what he looked like to anyone.

They have matching colored streaks in their hair. Zoe’s is out in the open, while Connor’s is underlayered. They play rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets to pick that month’s color.

Connor painted Zoe’s nails for her Homecoming, Prom, and Graduation.

They invented a game called where Nerf meet bocce ball. There’s no scoring or rules, it’s mainly just an excuse to shoot Nerf Guns at the windows.

Zoe steals Connor’s hoodies and flannels during the winter. She says it’s to make up for all the years he stole her nail polish. He doesn’t complain.

They watch a lot of Food Network even when they can’t cook at all. They love Good Eats, Cake Wars, and Chopped.

When they’re both home from college Connor takes Zoe out to breakfast and they talk about stuff that they can’t get across over text or the phone.

Connor trusts Zoe with things that he can’t tell their dad.

Zoe trusts Connor with things she can’t tell their mom.

Just

Murphy siblings trusting each other and making up for lost time.

Connor Murphy and Makeup Headcanons

-He starts out looking on YouTube for some sort of simple solution to a normal teenage skin problem

-Covering a pimple, covering dark circles, how to match eyebrows to dark hair

-Because that dark brown DEF comes from a bottle

-Connor’s a blonde baby but blonde hair doesn’t make him look tough

-But he sees a bunch of easy makeup tutorials for guys and gets Inspired™

-He sneaks into Zoe’s room and borrows her makeup

-He does his best for his first try

-It doesn’t look awful???

-He looks honestly, like, ethereal

-at least in his opinion

-But for real, he looks beautiful

-So he keeps doing it

-Keeps experimenting

-Keeps “borrowing” Zoe’s makeup

-She has to keep replacing products that are definitely being emptied too quickly

-And products that straight up “disappear”

-no one deserves to be forgotten

-And Connor is like “whaaaaat? that’s craaaaaazyyyyy” not that he actually cares or anything

-He’s too cool and tough for that

-But he is getting tired of Zoe’s crappy drugstore makeup she uses

-He buys her a bunch of high-quality pro makeup and brushes for Christmases and birthdays

-Uses those occasions as excuses to also buy stuff for himself

-Connor “Treat Yo Self” Murphy

-Zoe finds out by walking in on him one day

-She’s not mad, just shocked

-“How the hell are your wings so sharp?!?! Teach me!!!”

-“Only if I can keep using your makeup without you saying anything about it to Mom and Larry.”

-“Wait, you what?” “What?”

tumblr is so like. meaningless. just clicking around. reading lil poem fragments. reblogging things just bcuz the vibe is good. seeing the same paintings on the dash 5 times in a day. making my little 2 note posts. love it here.

Making a new post cause the one i made had a lot of notes but lost traction

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…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

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